Corrupt-A-Wish

[Amber Chou Wilson]

Granted, but you still get tired and feel the urge to sleep during the hours you usually do, making you unable to really get anything done at night


I wish I had limitless pasta

 

[Monty Pendleton]

Granted, but the pasta multiplies constantly and you have to eat it for the rest of your life to stop it from taking over the world

I wish I didn't have to clean my room

 

[Daisy Parker-Taylor]

Granted, but now it's just a messy room forever sorry fam

I wish I wasn't so tired!

 

[Monty Pendleton]

Granted, but now you have so much energy you can't sit still for longer than 3 seconds at a time

I wish I had a puppy

 

[Seren Dipity]

Granted, but the puppy will never be housetrained.

I wish for a pay rise.

 

[Willow Cullen]

Granted. But it is a job you hate with people who you don’t get along with.

I wish I didn’t have to plan what to have for dinner and it was all ready for me.

 

[Nicolas King]

Granted, but it's hákarl and it's always only hákarl.

I wish I could have spread out my tuition tax credits more to get a smaller return over several years instead of a larger return this one year.

 

[Dominic Corelli]

Granted. But it will be a dollar every year (or one with the currency you have ).

I wish I would not have to do the laundry.

 

[Professor Adorah Zumwalt]

Granted, but all your clothes would lose their color and would only exist in black and white!

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

 

[Leda Strangewayes]

Granted. But you have to clean mine instead.

I wish I didn’t have to work today

 

[Lyla Edwards]

Granted but all you have to hop everywhere you go.

I wish I had sweet potatoes and asparagus.

 

[Leda Strangewayes]

Wish granted, only thing is you have no teeth

I wish I wasn’t sick

 

[Amber Chou Wilson]

Granted, but you're more sick tomorrow.

I wish I had more free time to HNZ this week

 

[Leda Strangewayes]

Granted, but HNZ is the only site you can now access online for the remainder of the year.

I wish I had some food

 

[Philip Maxwell]

Granted, but the only food you'll gonna get is egg salad

I wish I don't have to work tomorrow

 

[Dominic Corelli]

Granted but you don't get to have a day off for the next 100 days.

I wish I don't need to work until midnight.

 

[Willow Cullen]

granted. but you have to start work at midnight instead.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[Dominic Corelli]

Granted. But you would be sweating a lot.

I wish I don't need to work two jobs.

 

[Ai Nightray]

Granted. But your one job is a 20-hour shift, 6 days a week.

I wish I didn't have so many deadlines this week.

 

[Phillip Kaster]

Granted but now they’re all the week after, alllll of them

I wish I knew what I was doing!?

 

[Nadia Kaster]

-granting my own wish here-

Granted, but now that you know what you're doing, you can't do anything else!

I wish my dog wouldn't always demand I turn on the heater for her.