Corrupt-A-Wish

[James Adams]

Granted, but everything else does as well.

I wish Austria had better internet.

 

[Nicolas King]

Granted, while connection speeds are dramatically increased it's all censored and HNZ is blocked.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[Kurtis Dowey]

Granted, but none of them come true

I wish my body would stop waking me up in the middle of the night

 

[Dina Nightray]

Granted, but now it doesn't wake you up at all and you die of Starvation.

I wish my cold would leave.
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[Regina Tennit]

Granted - but now that you aren't sick with the cold which was fighting off other bacteria, you become ill with something much, much worse

I wish I knew how to speak every language in the world!

 

[Clara Hayes]

Granted, but now you can hear nature talk about how much she wants to kill of us humans and no one will believe you

I wish my assignment would write itself.
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[Prudence Armstead]

Done but it writes itself in a language your professor can't read - now if only you hadn't curse me with the nature voices.

I wish that I was able to run long distances again!

 

[Clara Hayes]

Granted! But now you can't stop running and you run away for the rest of your very, very short life

I wish people would stop distracting me
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[Xiochtle Lief Morta]

Granted. However no one will talk to you ever again.

I wish I could see people's souls.

 

[Artemis Tuuri]

Granted, but you're going to see some terrible, terrible people whose souls alone will give you nightmares for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would heat up a scone for me right now.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

Granted. But it is too hot. And they eat all the other scones

I wish I didn't have 8 hours of class today in a solid block

 

[Silus Hollister]

Granted, you have ten times that.

I wish I were invincible.

 

[Nicolas King]

Granted but anything that should kill you kills someone you love instead.

I wish I was caught up on my readings.

 

[Alessio Lichester-Raven]

Granted, but then you forget everything again.

I wish the heat would go away ._.
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[Sloane Halliwell]

Granted, but you went with it.

I wish I could figure out how to write this stupid blog post
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[Felix Warrick]

Granted but no one will read it.

I wish I could find another job.

 

[Sloane Halliwell]

Dont really mind no one reads it. I just need to finish it, so thanks for that!

Granted now you work as an elf two months of the year and nothing else.

I wish I could fly!
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[Nicolas King]

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish I was more discerning in the books I buy.

 

[Patricia Styx]

Granted but not no books can make the cut and you never buy/read a book again.

I wish to get the tickets I want for Hamilton on pre-sales on Monday

 

[Brodie Summers]

Granted, but you end up not enjoying the show as much as you thought you would.

I wish I didn't get stressed out so easily.

 

[Sloane Halliwell]

Granted but now you stress about nothing and so nothing ever gets done.

I wish I liked salad.
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[Professor James Cade]

Granted but its all you'll ever eat again.

I wish I had more free time.

 

[Silus Hollister]

Granted, but every minute ages you a decade.

I wish I could could pass every test I will ever have to take without actually having to do it.

 

[Nicolas King]

Granted, but you're convicted of criminal hacking and spend five years imprisoned.

I wish there were a few more hours in a day!

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted. but there are fewer days in a week (and it is the weekend that gets shortened)

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.