Corrupt-A-Wish

I guess I'll just make a wish then xD

I wish that my back would stop hurting.
 
Granted, but then the next day it hurts twice as much.

I wish there was another Harry Potter book.
 
Granted, but it's absolutely horrible and ruins the entire experience for everyone.

I wish school would hurry up and end.
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Granted, but it starts again immediately after.
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I wish this assignment would write itself.
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Granted... But a ghost/white lady will show herself and haunt your house...

I wish my university applications would go well...
 
Granted. But they send you to a University in a far off land where the only language is Gibberish, so you can't understand them and fail.

I wish that I had more time for HNZ!
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Granted. You suddenly find yourself locked in a room with nothing else to do but HNZ. You can never leave.

I wish I could get help with my study.
 
Granted, but the next day your teacher will find out about it.

I wish to be slim
 
Granted, but you become too slim and people fear for your welbeing. You're put into care and can never leave.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Granted, but now you can never be tired and live the rest of your life only moving about in the night.

I wish I could sleep better.
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Granted, but every time you received your extra money, you have a strange compulsion to empty it into the nearest wishing well.

I wish my back would stop hurting.​
 
Granted, but now you have no spine, and look like a freak show.

I wish that my car didn't use so much gas.
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Granted, but now it runs on food, and your weekly grocery bill just went up 300%

I wish my muse would reemerge
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Granted, but when you lose it again it'll never come back..

I wish the guy I like would dance with me in prom.
 
Granted but he is a terrible dancer, embarrasses you greatly and then stands on your toes so hard you end up having to go to hospital to get them xrayed.

I wish my sister wasn't mad any more.
 
Granted, but now she wants to talk to you all the time and she won't shut up.

I wish my uni would cater better to my allergies.
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Granted, but it also stops being considerate of your biggest, most irrational fears, swapping everything that could trigger an allergic reaction for what they know you find most frightening.

I wish I didn't wish so much.
 
Granted. Now you never make wishes, losing an important part of your life and feeling as if you're always missing something important.
I wish I was more awake.
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Granted, but now you can never sleep again and eventually go crazy.

I wish my assignments would write themselves.
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Granted, but then you're caught for plagiarism and kicked out of school.

I wish the weather was always nice. ^_^
 
granted, but every day is exactly the same, and you want a little variation

I wish I passed all my units this semester (with at least one high distinction)
 
Granted.
But now everyone expects very highly from you and you're not sure if you can cope with all the added pressure, as even perspective employers expect an above-average work ability and ethic.

I wish I had had more sleep.
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Granted, but now you sleep for far too long and miss things

I wish it wasn't so hot
 
Granted, you will now freeze ;)

I wish my back would stop hurting.
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