Jokes

Yeah it's all good :cool:
 
Heehee a woman's poem:

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
 
What do you call a dog with daisies on it's head?
A cauliflower.

... =)) x_x
 
Omg how did I never know this existed?! I love puns!!
 
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
 
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
 
Oh I see how it is, when everyone else makes jokes, it's all like hahaha so funny, but when I make some excellently chaotic puns and pun based jokes its all like Emzies no.

:glare:

:r

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
 
Emzies no.
 
hahaha so funny!
 
Omg I just heard the worst joke.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 
x_x
I can't deal with that one xD :lol: =))

 
Willow Jaye Hydran said:
Omg I just heard the worst joke.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
this is amazing! This is the best joke ever not the worst!
 
What kind of socks does a bear wear?



He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet! :lol: :trolol: x_x
 
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
 

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