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Heehee a woman's poem:

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
 

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What do you call a dog with daisies on it's head?
A cauliflower.

... =)) x_x
 

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Omg how did I never know this existed?! I love puns!!
 

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
 

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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
 

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Oh I see how it is, when everyone else makes jokes, it's all like hahaha so funny, but when I make some excellently chaotic puns and pun based jokes its all like Emzies no.

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Emzies no.
 

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hahaha so funny!
 

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Omg I just heard the worst joke.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 

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I can't deal with that one xD :lol: =))

 

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Willow Jaye Hydran said:
Omg I just heard the worst joke.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
this is amazing! This is the best joke ever not the worst!
 

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What kind of socks does a bear wear?



He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet! :lol: :trolol: x_x
 

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