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I love it!
Jokes
- Thread starter Patricia Styx
- Start date
I love it!
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Haha! My mom and I love that one! 
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Heehee a woman's poem:
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
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- Willow Wand 14" Unicorn Tail Hair
Haha. I like that one. 
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- Holly Wand 11" Essence of Phoenix Feather
What do you call a dog with daisies on it's head?
A cauliflower.
... 
A cauliflower.
...
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- Curly 11 Inch Unyielding Dogwood Wand with Veela Hair Core
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- 11/2011
Omg how did I never know this existed?! I love puns!!
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- Curly 10 1/2 Inch Rigid Birch Wand with Fwooper Feather Core
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
It was tense.
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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- Knotted 12 1/2 Inch Sturdy Fir Wand with Thestral Tail Hair Core
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Oh I see how it is, when everyone else makes jokes, it's all like hahaha so funny, but when I make some excellently chaotic puns and pun based jokes its all like Emzies no.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
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- Knotted 11 Inch Sturdy Walnut Wand with Mermaid Scale Core
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Emzies no.
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hahaha so funny!
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- Straight 9 1/2 Inch Rigid Walnut Wand with Thestral Tail Hair Core
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OMG these are amazing! Haha... I'm pretty sure I've got nothing though 
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Omg I just heard the worst joke.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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I can't deal with that one
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Willow Jaye Hydran said:
this is amazing! This is the best joke ever not the worst!
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What kind of socks does a bear wear?
He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet! 
He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet!
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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guys
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
...
because they are very good it at
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
...
because they are very good it at
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- zazz
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- Straight 12 1/2 Inch Rigid Cherry Wand with Vampire Blood Core
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- 7/2035
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data XD
Data XD
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- Curved 8 1/2 Inch Swishy Applewood Wand with Erumpent Hide Core
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- 7/2035
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
She looked surprised
She looked surprised
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- gay
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- Straight 17 Inch Swishy Spruce Wand with Fwooper Feather Core
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- 9/2043
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
They don’t have the guts.
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- Verity
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- Straight 17 1/2 Inch Swishy Alder Wand with Unicorn Hair Core
My four year old nephew doesn't know the Spanish for please....
That's poor for four.
That's poor for four.
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- Knotted 9 1/2 Inch Sturdy Ebony Wand with Fairy Wing Core
I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.
- That won joke of the year at the Edinburgh Fringe this year.
- That won joke of the year at the Edinburgh Fringe this year.
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- zazz
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- Too Young to Care
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- Unknown
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- Curly 11 Inch Unyielding Hazel Wand with Unicorn Hair Core
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- 09/2050
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Because it was two-tired!