Violet Bellamy
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I love it!
Jokes
- Thread starter Patricia Styx
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I love it!
Rhyspa Marinescu
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Haha! My mom and I love that one! 
Chavdar Zhefarovich
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Heehee a woman's poem:
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the s*** out of him...
Like his mother used to do
Rhyspa Marinescu
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Haha. I like that one. 
What do you call a dog with daisies on it's head?
A cauliflower.
... 
A cauliflower.
...
Omg how did I never know this existed?! I love puns!!
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
It was tense.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Oh I see how it is, when everyone else makes jokes, it's all like hahaha so funny, but when I make some excellently chaotic puns and pun based jokes its all like Emzies no.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Emzies no.
hahaha so funny!
OMG these are amazing! Haha... I'm pretty sure I've got nothing though 
Willow Jaye Hydran
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Omg I just heard the worst joke.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
I can't deal with that one
Willow Jaye Hydran said:
this is amazing! This is the best joke ever not the worst!
What kind of socks does a bear wear?
He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet! 
He doesn't wear socks...he has bear feet!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
guys
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
...
because they are very good it at
why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
...
because they are very good it at
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data XD
Data XD
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
She looked surprised
She looked surprised