Hello and welcome to your eighth edition of the new and spectacular 'Rumor Has It' Gossip Magazine. And we know how much everyone loves gossip, what with posters going around the school, whispers whispered, and we uncover and reveal them to you.
W E A R E B A C K
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
Hello, hello HNZers! Wow, how long had it been since we wrote something? Sorry, we were too stumped on how Slytherin managed to weasel their way up to the top of the pack, again. What has Styx placed inside of their bowl during breakfast? Something is keeping them in line. Was it the near expulsion of the former student, she-male? Or, was it because Styx secretly takes his students to see Blaze at night, no one will ever know. At either way, we are just disgusted with how the house points. Come on, other houses, stop goofing around and get off your lazy asses. Oh, we have some awesome rumors for you too. Lets have a read.
Hello, hello HNZers! Wow, how long had it been since we wrote something? Sorry, we were too stumped on how Slytherin managed to weasel their way up to the top of the pack, again. What has Styx placed inside of their bowl during breakfast? Something is keeping them in line. Was it the near expulsion of the former student, she-male? Or, was it because Styx secretly takes his students to see Blaze at night, no one will ever know. At either way, we are just disgusted with how the house points. Come on, other houses, stop goofing around and get off your lazy asses. Oh, we have some awesome rumors for you too. Lets have a read.
R E J E C T H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Does anyone hear the annoying screams of someone being an inbred pure-blood? It was hard not to hear them when Damon Kyle, fifth year prefect, managed to yell his discovery all over the damn school. This was not even important news, but what is was what we tuned in to listen. Turns out, his parents are not even dead, and he has siblings. Thats right, he was another hopeless abandoned little boy. He lucked out and got adopted, but how long is it until they get tired of you too, Damon? Here is a hint to brace you for the news: your sister, Alaska, is getting tired of you. H E A D B * T C H H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Here is one thing that we just dont know about the Head Girl. Her relationship with Sergios Romanes finally blossomed, but what will happen to this girl once Sergios marries the one that he was arranged with? We are not sure, but we know one thing. She sure has been packing the food lately. It seemed as though she might have gone up a few sizes. Eating your weight in food is not going to make Sergios more attracted to you, and he sure is not going to break off what could be a good marriage for a porker. Just saying. L I T T L E R E B E L H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? In more disgusting news, a certain Seventh Year Gryffindor thinks she's cool enough to land the love of a Professor. The 'Wild Child' was seen following the Care of Magical Creatures Professor down to the Forbidden Forest, in what she hoped would be a romantic, moonlit stroll. The part that is most disturbing is that Alliyah Jackson seems to think that she can woo her way to anybody, but what the daft blonde doesn't get is that no one else seems to like her as much as she likes herself; especially not the likes of Professor Stark. Merlin knows everyone is looking forward for this lot of Seventh Years to leave the school, Graduation can not come any faster. Good riddance Miss Jackson! S E R I O U S L Y ?! H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? There is this adorable looking first year, we have all seen him. He has been hanging out with several boys as of lately, but what if there was something else going on that we dont know about? Then again, this is rumour has it, we always know what is going on. It might be too young to tell at this point, but I think that little Avie might have a thing for boys. After making one throw rocks at him after coming on to him, you would think that he would get the memo. He has a thing for Hufflepuffs too. He is betraying everything that is a Slytherin! Avie, you need to go back home. By the way, your vision needs to be cleared up. Take a hint when someone does not like you! Otherwise, you are totally pathetic!</COLOR></FONT> |
N O R I N G
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
A couple of years ago, the wizarding world was shocked to hear that the Headmistress had managed to lure someone into her clutches. That's right, the over-emotional lady who seems to be constantly hyped up on some sort of over-the-top caffeine drink. Professor Davershire is still what we have to call her, as this lady is still yet to get hitched! Either the significant other has realized that Davershire has infinite space between her ears, or the divorcee is stringing the poor lad along. I don't know what it is with this school and their Professors, but they all seem to be a few house-elves short of a kitchen
B Y E B Y E B Y E
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
Thank Merlin, we are getting rid of an old one. Finally, we have driven Professor Hensel mad enough to finally leave us, he's been here long enough. Perhaps he may have been a good Potions student, but he hasn't done the school any favours by being here. I don't know why he thought he could afford to share the few brain cells that he had, but you didn't really teach anyone anything. Good-bye and good riddance, ex-Professor Hensel. A bit of advice - don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
K I S S I N ' C O U S I N S
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
Do we not all have that one cousin that we just want to do things with? No? Really, this is not a tribe or in the southern regions of the United States. We heard of kissing cousins, but apparently, this is not enough for little miss Arianna Nightray and the untouchable Liam Nightray. I think the two of them laughable. It looks like if you poke Arianna, youll give her cancer with how sickly she seems. Or break her bones. You know, whatever works for you. And lets move on to Liam Nightray, who is engaged to his cousin from what we heard. Oh Liam, with how proud you seem, how you carry yourself like you are the best thing on earth since sliced bread. How laughable. Want to know how? There is absolutely nothing to be proud of. You call everyone pathetic and lowly, and you know what they say about the guiltiest dog, right? They bark the loudest. Keep it up, you Nightrays, since you are the best thing. Dont leave or else we will run out of jokes!
H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ?
[ul][li]Another arranged marriage. Apparently, Sergios started a trend. Aaren Nightray is arranged to be wed. Wow. Talk about cliche now. Yawn.</LI>H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
A couple of years ago, the wizarding world was shocked to hear that the Headmistress had managed to lure someone into her clutches. That's right, the over-emotional lady who seems to be constantly hyped up on some sort of over-the-top caffeine drink. Professor Davershire is still what we have to call her, as this lady is still yet to get hitched! Either the significant other has realized that Davershire has infinite space between her ears, or the divorcee is stringing the poor lad along. I don't know what it is with this school and their Professors, but they all seem to be a few house-elves short of a kitchen
B Y E B Y E B Y E
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
Thank Merlin, we are getting rid of an old one. Finally, we have driven Professor Hensel mad enough to finally leave us, he's been here long enough. Perhaps he may have been a good Potions student, but he hasn't done the school any favours by being here. I don't know why he thought he could afford to share the few brain cells that he had, but you didn't really teach anyone anything. Good-bye and good riddance, ex-Professor Hensel. A bit of advice - don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
K I S S I N ' C O U S I N S
H A V E Y O U H E A R D ?
Do we not all have that one cousin that we just want to do things with? No? Really, this is not a tribe or in the southern regions of the United States. We heard of kissing cousins, but apparently, this is not enough for little miss Arianna Nightray and the untouchable Liam Nightray. I think the two of them laughable. It looks like if you poke Arianna, youll give her cancer with how sickly she seems. Or break her bones. You know, whatever works for you. And lets move on to Liam Nightray, who is engaged to his cousin from what we heard. Oh Liam, with how proud you seem, how you carry yourself like you are the best thing on earth since sliced bread. How laughable. Want to know how? There is absolutely nothing to be proud of. You call everyone pathetic and lowly, and you know what they say about the guiltiest dog, right? They bark the loudest. Keep it up, you Nightrays, since you are the best thing. Dont leave or else we will run out of jokes!
H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ?
[li]No one is surprised that the lamest Quidditch team in the school has lost yet another game. Why do you even try, Hufflepuff?
[li]On the topics of Hufflepuffs that shouldn't try, Clara Antolini is the stupidest Puff around. Not convinced? Watch her next time she walks around. Rumor has it, her eyes are usually closed.
[li]Watch out for the Perseas Stratis - although he may not be a werewolf himself, rumor has it he lures people to werewolf packs, and leaves them there for dead.
[li]Does anyone even know what the hell the Second Year Fergusson is even saying?
[li]Two Ravenclaw prefects were caught snogging by the cliffs. At least the boy broke it off with his girlfriend. So, the girl, you know who you are, why not end it with your boyfriend already? Or, do you like being a cheating tramp?
[li]Zinaida, second year Hufflepuff, has been spending a lot of time with Blaine, second year Ravenclaw. Romance? Uh oh, Vladimir.
[li]Rhiannon is leading on the Stratis twins. Which will she choose? I think neither. Rumour has it, she has been getting pretty cozy with Tybalt Archer, the drama king junior with the vanishing girlfriend.
<LI>[li]Sergei seemed awfully mad about Preston Paine being a mudblood, but somehow, it seemed as though he turned his attention to Valentina Baros. Are there sparks between them or is he using her as a cover?[/li][/ul] [/td]
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