Liz smirked at Vladmir. "First of all, Estella's right. Thank merlin she's not your kid. I don't think anyone would get near her with a 10-foot pole until they got wind of her personality. Which, of course, you seem to lack as well as looks."
Her eyes darted around, noting their surroundings. "Second, if this is what you call pampering us, you're not only mental, but stupid as well."
Liz thought a joke or two would at least cheer Estrella up. Liz was, of course, a jokester.
"And third, get a bath. Your hair is terrible, and the rest of you is pretty vile."