Corrupt-A-Wish

[Teddy Cameron]

Granted but you blow it by accident and wish for something stupid

I wish I didn't have to do either of the options I don't want to at school

 

[Austiin Hayes]

Granted, but now you have no options at school to do, you end up having no education and wind up living on the street

I wish I had more time to do everything

 

[Teddy Cameron]

Granted but you become immortal and have to watch everyone you love grow old and die without aging yourself.

I wish I was no longer ill

 

[Nicolas King]

Granted, but now your whole family is.

I wish I was less hungry.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you are now desperately thirsty.
I wish that there was still more harry potter to come.

 

[Teddy Cameron]

Granted but now you're blind, deaf ans can't feel anything so there's no way for you to get it.

I wish i didn't have to do work for the classes I'm not doing any more.

 

[Stefan Glass]

granted but now youre overloaded with work from other classes

i wish 12 would hurry

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted, even though I don't understand your wish.

I wish I'm already 16.

 

[Eden Silverback]

Granted but for that whole year you are grounded and you can't do anything. But sit in your room and look at the empty walls.

I wish that my seizures where under control.

 

[Tara Sitara]

granted but you get sudden blank spots in your memory

I wish i would stop getting distracted and get my studying and assignments done.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted, but you won't pass in any of your subjects even though you've studied.

I wish my crush wasn't gay. (I know)

 

[Elvera Le Fey]

granted but he is going out with your best friend.
I wish that one day someone will love me.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted, but he isn't going to marry you.

I wish there was snow here.

 

[James Killian]

Granted but it snows so much that you are now sealed in your house without electricity and heat

I wish that I did not have to wait till next month for my promotion at work

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you don't get a pay rise with your promotion, it is just more work
I wish that the person below me wouldn't corrupt my wish.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted. But next time you wish, the person below you is gonna corrupt your wish.

I wish my fever would go away.

 

[Praneil Patil]

granted but you get hyperthermia instead.
I with that I had a copy of Evanescence Deluxe edition.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted. But it only has one song in it.


I wish it would stop raining here.

 

[Scarlet Daffodil]

Granted but tsunami will be there instead.
I wish I have an iPhone.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted. But it's broken.


I wish that today would be a peaceful day.

 

[Maia Purdue]

Granted: But it will be so boring that you eventually fall asleep, only to wake in a thousand years time, just before the world explodes

I wish, that my wish could be absolutely, positively ImPOsSIBLE to corrupt.

 

[Naomi Keith]

Granted, but then you never find out what could happen if your wish was corrupted, and that ruins the fun.

I wish that I could already be an English/Drama teacher.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you are hated by your students.

I wish that my exams were over and i got an Outstanding high distinction in all of them.

 

[Hadan Winters]

Granted: Alas, now you are hated by your peers for having better scores than them and now the social outcast.

I wish the dishes would do themselves.

 

[Alyss Summers]

Granted, but they're not done very well, so your mum makes you do them all over again.

I wish that I would have no more homework ever again.