Corrupt-A-Wish

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you have to stay at school for an extra three hours a day and at least 1 day a weekend.
I wish my camera wasn't broken. (stupid sea water/waves/splash)

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted but instead you lost it in the sea which is much worse.


I wish I would pass all of my exams tomorrow.

 

[Alyss Summers]

Granted, but then the teachers believe that you cheated, so you get zero.

I wish that I won't stress about the HSC next year.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

Granted but you move interstate and stress about your WACE

I wish that my werewolf application gets approved

 

[Fabian Bartholomew]

Granted, but you'll have to agree to bizarre stipulations put in place spontaneously by Nick and Cyndi which force you to change your pb into Jack Nicholson and whose every second line must be "Prickly!".

I wish I didn't have hayfever anymore!

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted. But you'll get a cold instead.


I wish I was 5'10.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you end up on liliput (the island in gulivers travels)
I wish that I didn't get distracted form work by HNZ

 

[Crystal Storm]

Corrupted. HNZ is AWESOME so it would be impossible for it to not distract you.


I wish I had a driver's license.

 

[Dannii Merrythought]

Granted but you crash your car in the first 10 minutes.
I wish that Zach and I could agree on something.

 

[Patricia Styx]

Granted, but now you agree on everything and your conversations get boring and you no longer stay friends.

I wish I could find somewhere nice to stay, that's affordable, close to work, big enough for 3 people and with a short term lease to do until we have to go back home

 

[Hilary Grace]

Granted, but it's infested with roaches and you have to move out

I wish that my brother wasn't getting married the week before me.

 

[Crystal Storm]

Granted, but he's going to be married the day before yours.

I wish my mom would buy me a new pair of combat boots.

 

[Tara Sitara]

granted, they are the best ones you could ask for but they are a size and a half too small, and she wont exchange them for a larger size
I wish that i had a new job

 

[Andrea Kelize]

Granted. But your boss is very mean and that he ends up firing you for nothing.

I wish I had my very own apartment.

 

[Stefan Glass]

granted. but it used to be a drug addicts so the police keep raiding it and its full of needles.

i wish people would rp with me

 

[Hadan Winters]

Granted, but now you have too many RPs to keep up with and piss a lot of people off for not responding to them in a timely manner.

I wish my speakers were better.

 

[James Killian]

Granted the outside appearance is of the best quality but there is Zero audio output.

I wish I can find a job soon!

 

[Hadan Winters]

Granted but everyone hates you as the employee, and end up getting fired for making all customers mad at you.

I wish I could go to a concert.

 

[Alyssa Chevalier]

Granted, but you have to attend the concert with your worst enemy.

I wish I could go to the mall.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but it is closed so you have to go back home with nothing
I wish that i could get my holiday RP's started

 

[Andrea Kelize]

Granted. But then the person you rp with gets busy with their holidays so you have to wait next season to start again.

I wish I was 18 already.

 

[Briar Rowan-Cullen]

granted but you realise 18 is no different from 17
I wish i wasn't so lazy and moved off my backside and went to the beach

 

[Andrea Kelize]

Granted. But unfortunately it is raining.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

 

[Hadan Winters]

Granted, but it lost his voice due to a fatal illness and dies. (Harsh huh? )

I wish I can sleep without nightmares.

 

[Danielle Raven]

Granted, but now your nightmares happen during the day instead.

I wish I had something to reply to.