Hello and welcome to your 9th edition of the new and spectacular 'Rumor Has It' Gossip Magazine. And we know how much everyone loves gossip, what with posters going around the school, whispers whispered, and we uncover and reveal them to you.
GODRIC'S PERSONAL PUNKS [ul][li]Emilee, the new transfer, was seen messing with a muggle born. Is she a pure-blood, or just faking it? Either way, gross, cause the boy was a third year!</LI>H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Were you guys at sorting? I thought my ears deceived me when I heard the surname. I thought it was only in History of Magic, if you can even stay awake in there. But no, apparently, we have our new celebrities here at the school! Lyra and Link Potter. Yes, Potter. Harry Potter's grandkids, apparently. But we know that unless you, Link and or Lyra, stop the big bad leader bent on taking over the world, you are just going to be a couple of normal kids. You might be somewhat known, somehow, in England but welcome to New Zealand where you are as normal as the next kid who was picking his nose during class. But, as we seen, there seems to be some favoritism showed toward them already! Link Potter was busted at the beginning of this year, antagonizing Slytherins (yet best friends with one, what a hypocrite) even though his dad would have never been born if it weren't for Snape! Yet, he was not punished for causing such mayhem in the dungeons and distress toward his peers. His catcher? Professor Kingsley. Next, Lyra stirs up some trouble as well, which involved her getting hit in the face with a book thrown by Lanithro Styx. Lyra apparently lied to her Head of House, and was not punished. And she was sneaking out to go to the towers with Charlotte Owens and Silus Hollister. I heard that their head of house is actually the Potters' aunt. Merlin's beard, Styx is harder on his kids than his students! Seems like Professor Kingsley needs to shape up her priorities. Brought to you by: - B A CHAOTIC TRIANGLE H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Rumor's have surrounded this boy and his untimely departure from the school for weeks, months even, but let's be clear, that's old news, there is something far more interesting brewing. Love triangles are complicated enough but this is just chaos. We all know Scarlet Joussane, fifth year Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff seeker and Alana Finch, third year Slytherin, Slytherin alternate Keeper, now we'd think that these two would never run in the same circles but it seems that a certain freshly expelled student has them running circles around one another. Rumor Has It that while Alana and Chaos are engaged, Scarlet has been owling Chaos non-stop since the boy's departure, this has been causing tension between Alana and Scarlet which almost ended in an all out brawl had it not been for Havoc stepping in. Now, let's pull this apart a little, the important question is that is Chaos even capable of love? Alana doesn't love him, and we have a feeling that the feeling is mutual, and with Scarlet, she's not well liked, dramatic to the point where some former students RHI enjoyed picking on might be jealous. We have struggled in fact to find anyone who actually likes her, but she appears to have fixated on Chaos and we believe that this is almost entirely because of the fact she just doesn't have any other friends and is desperate for attention from anyone, the same for which could be said for Chaos who might not feel love but is surely enjoying the attention of his loving fan. Perhaps that part of the triangle is just an attraction of desperation but which complicates things especially considering this relationship between Scarlet and Chaos can only end with heartbreak considering her blood and his family, and Alana will have to be the one to end up with him, much to the annoyance of Scarlet. Brought to you by: - T WANNABE ANYTHING BUT RAVENCLAW H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Most people go through their angsty years when they are actually teenagers. But lo and behold, we have the moodiest kid around - and he's only a firsty. No matter where Silus Hollister is, a dark and stormy cloud follows him. I mean, everyone has their days right? But this kid has his life. Has anyone ever seen him smile? Does he even know what happiness is? So far, he's been known to punch another kid (probably for smiling), risk someone else's life in a climbing race (?), and to pull out knives! Why is he allowed to be in this school? The Headmistress needs to do some serious background checks on the kids that are coming into this school. Silus has serious anger issues, especially for someone so young. How bad can your life be?! Get a grip kid, there's more to life than punching people because they don't like the way you look - because I don't think many people will ever like the way you look. You're about as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense. We've already had one expulsion this year, and I don't think Silus is far behind. Brought to you by: - R STAR-CROSSED LOVERS H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Now, we have probably seen, or rather, not seen, two people around the castle nowadays. We have seen the Snow twins, well, the male counterparts. Jean and Lucien Snow. The swoons on legs. I have heard through the grapevine that the two of them are no longer on the market. Sorry ladies. First of all, let's talk about the Slytherin, the one that did not do anything special to earn the prefect badge over his best friend. Anyway, Lucien has been seen, many times, snogging the daylights out of Clara Antolini. She is a sixth year Hufflepuff Prefect that Lucien seems to adore. But through the same grapevine, I have heard that Lucien does not even like Clara. Clara is just some hot girl that he can manipulate. Clara does seem to be a little on the dense side to be blind that her relationship with Lucien is just toxic. It will destroy her from the inside out, and it does not seem to be working through her brain. Do you guys think that she is just desperate for attention like I do? I would say so. I just hope that Clara will realize just how bad he is for her before it is too late. But if she doesn't, who would feel sorry for her? Anyway, moving on to the other twin, Jean. Jean is a Gryffindor prefect that was seen with a Hufflepuff for the dance. The name escapes and doesn't mean anything since she was no one important. Who is important to Jean is the muggle-born Victoire Fontaine. We heard that Victoire did not enjoy her date with Alexander Carter, who has the puppy eyes for young Victoire, because of Jean. What a love square or whatever. Their love is doomed. Lucien won't let Jean date a mudblood. Sorry Victoire. You best be finding another broom to ride. Brought to you by: - B H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ? [li]Rumor has it has heard that the slytherin have been less than loyal as of late, the trademark loyalty which defines that house has been less that forthcoming among those first years, has Styx lost his touch in instilling the values or is this lot forsaking their house for other loyalties. Much like how it seems that Professor Kingsley has just lost complete control of those Gryffindors, causing havoc and chaos at all turns, and nothing the professor does seems to be able to stop them. [li]The current head girl is quite something isn't she? Appears to have it all being in such a position, but let's be honest the only people who ever like her have either left the school or are professors. The other prefects barely respect her authority, has there ever been a more unpopular head girl? From what RHI has gathered the head people have rarely ever been that popular but will Rhiannon join the hall of fame for most hated? [li]Heard of that new Deputy? Rumor has it that he slept his way to the top. Sleeping with a widow to get your job? How low can you get? [li]We've heard some rumblings about two certain Seventh year girls constantly sneaking off to darker sections of the school, but to the Gryffindor, you are far more into her than she is to you, we've heard that all she cares about is to show how cool and edgy she is, and that she really doesn't care about you at all.[/li][/ul] | BIRD AND SNAKE ENTANGLED [ul][li]By the looks of the last two games, Gryffindor's Qudditch team hasn't been practicing at all. Apart from the fact that half their team are either first years or new to the game. There is so much failure and discord in the team, it's no surprise that not a single member is good at playing.H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Apparently, over the break there was a huge party for older students, sixth year and older (sorry kids). There was much drinking and boozing to be enjoyed. The party did not seem to stop, even for long time rivals, Belladonna Metzger and Vladimir Zhefarovich. In case you all don't know, Belladonna and Vladimir have been at each other's throats for the past six years. But, word goes that the two of them went upstairs, and did not come back down for a long time. How interesting considering their history. I thought that the two of them were going to be killing each other. Apparently, their hatred for each other was only a fib to cover up their true feelings. Or, maybe it is a bit deeper than that. We all know that Belladonna Metzger is a Part-Veela, and has the ability to charm boys. Perhaps this was what happened? She decided to use her charms to get back at Vladimir after so many years of torture, to get him in bed with her. Talk about low if she needs to resort to her magical charms to get someone like Vladimir into bed. Perhaps it was a desperate move of a desperate woman. She might be pretty and all, but her attitude really doesn't bring the men to her table. And Vladimir, of all people. Handsome as he is, the Slytherin Prefect has his nose up in the air about everything and everyone. Talk about slumming down. But everyone, imagine their children. *shudders* Brought to you by: - B PEDOPROFESSOR RETURNS? H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Since the last publication of our beloved paper much has changed in the teaching staff of the school. Professor Takuya Blaze and resident pedobear has now left the school surely on to bigger better things, but alas this semester in enters Professor Claire Blaze, from what we hear is that these two are related, so the question is, will she be exactly like him? Rumor has it, that those who remember the old Professor Blaze assume this one to be exactly like the last and have been telling others to watch out. At this point RHI can only assume what these two are, she could well be his wife and she is young enough to be his type, but carrying that last name within these halls we don't doubt about their perhaps similarities between them. Can we expect her to be almost exactly the same as him, or is she worse, even does she know the legacy the old Blaze held. So, kiddies, keep away and report any suspicious activities to those head of houses, and to the headmistress who hired her, let's hope you don't regret that choice. And Rumor Has It will keep it's ear to the ground and report back on any findings, should you find anything, be sure to let us know. Brought to you by: - T STUDENTS + PROFESSORS = CHAOTIC CHILDREN H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Oh dear, the first years aren't the only ones giving our dear Headmistress a run for her money this year! Though, may I just say the first years are out of control. They really do need a good shove back down to the bottom of the food chain, but more about that later. However, it seems Professor King can't even keep her staff under control. Professor Summers and Professor Frost took potions to make themselves younger at the beginning of the term in order to start a giant food fight in the Great Hall. Not only did they lie and trick students, they caused a giant mess! Are these really the type of people that should have influence over young, impressionable minds? Professor King didn't even bat an eye. The Professors only got a slap on the wrist for all the lies and tricks. It sets an excellent precedent for the troublemakers in the school. We had hoped our Headmistress was made of tougher stuff than that. If she can't do her job, maybe the Minister should replace her. With all the nepotism in that family I think we know who his first choice would be. Not that Professor Kingsley would be any tougher on the staff and students. Brought to you by: - G REBEL WITHOUT A REAL CAUSE H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? There have been some talk about this forest protest that happened last semester. We all know about it. But only the really stupid or daring (can hardly tell the difference to be honest with you) attended. Needless to say, it was a shock to not have any Slytherins attending. However, the king of the flowers organized it. We all know him. We have all heard his ridiculous stances when it comes down to the school and the borders. Orwell Brocken, a boy that transferred in last year, has made no progress when it came down breaking down the rules we have for the school. What I don't understand is the sheer fact that he goes to a magical school, and expects everything to be like the village or whatever he lived in. I am sure that we have a more logical and reasonable boundaries, which we all have. It prepares us for the world, and for f**k's sake, why wouldn't we have a border and rule against the forest that has centaurs and huge spiders? I mean, they need a home (and likely were here first and the centaurs hate students within it). Would Orwell finally understand that his protest to open the forest will leave a student dead? Surely we remember the life of a little part-goblin that lost his life to the centaurs years ago for going into the forest? Perhaps Orwell secretly wants us all to fall to the centaurs' wrath. I've gone on a lot about Orwell and the protest, but several witnesses caught Archie Renner sleeping with (not in that way yet) Orwell, and then linking their hands together. Come on, Archie, get yourself out of his ass. Would you want to spend time with a male that may want students to risk their lives for no reason other than sheer pleasure? Brought to you by: - B H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ? [li]It's unsure whether this even needs to be mentioned, but a surprising amount of you are really as daft as you look, so here it is; Avie Mitchell is the world's biggest idiot. Yes, even dumber than you. I don't think anyone is quite sure how he is even passing. Don't let his sunny disposition fool you - it's all a trick so he can steal your homework. [li]If there were anyone more annoying than Hemi Te Rua, then I don't want to meet them. It'd be hard to come by this kid without some sort of trick up his sleeve. He seems to have convinced a half-giant to be his companion, which is weird considering his tiny size. Needless to say, they both probably have tiny brains. [li]Seems like everyone is just burning themselves lately. James Adams apparently blew himself up on the lawns. Remind me, how is this guy a prefect? How many times has he gotten into trouble? I heard he was bullying first year Slytherins too! Come on, man. You are a sixth year. [li]Professor King shows she doesn't know anything once more. There is a Scitorari behind the walls of the school! Rumor has it that it was actually Professor Frost. She was seen with one of those special rings! Beware of Frost turning you in to the Scitorari! <LI>[li]Hufflepuff finally has a new head of house, but we've heard rumours of her being as useless as the last, and despite one of their students being expelled, Hufflepuff seemed to almost function better without a head of house. Is that an indication of how boring hufflepuffs are or how head of houses are just completely useless?[/li][/ul] |
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