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One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, oh microwave thats
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, oh microwave that's going
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, oh microwave that's going blue
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, oh microwave that's going blue but
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, oh microwave that's going blue but then
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Somtimes
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Somtimes when
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Somtimes when chickens
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Somtimes when chickens quack
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolately
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolaty freckles
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolately goodness
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolately goodness which
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolately goodness which makes
 
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