Charlie stood patiently near the back of the line, silently admiring the great hall. His mother had waxed lyrical about her experiences at Hogwarts, gushing about the food, the ghosts, the friends and all the wonderful things she had experienced. Yes, she'd admitted when pressed, there were also bullies, homework and detentions, but time tended to wash away the darker things and leave happily glowing memories. He had to admit, he had a hard time disagreeing with her assessment. The sorting ceremony was set up to impress, with huge long tables swathed in silk and huge banners proudly falling from the ceiling, each with an animal guarding its shield. Personally, he found the floating candles ('levitation!' His mind piped up) particularly fascinating and he found himself watching them as they dripped and the wax dissipated mid-air, never reaching the table below. Watching candles drip for fun. Well, that said something about his personality, he thought with a small smile.
Charlie wasn't particularly nervous about being in front of all these people, though it would change when he had to go up to the hat to be sorted. After all, right now, he was a mousy haired, short boy amidst a hundred mousy haired, short boys. No one was going to remember him and certainly no one was going to single him out. Not unless he had toilet paper or something embarrassing on him, and he'd done a thorough check on the train to make sure he was presentable. Just in case.
He lifted his eyes to the ceiling as a girl in front muttered about the negatives of each house. Personally, he saw no point wasting time deriding every house when they weren't that good a personality test anyway. After all, you could easily have all the traits in abundance and get into one house purely because you happen to lean a little more towards one of them. Besides, every personality type had extremes. A bold brave Gryffindor could be reckless, an intelligent, studious Ravenclaw could be a recluse, a gentle, kind Hufflepuff could be a doormat and a resourceful, strategic Slytherin could be, well, You-know-who. But then, everyone seemed to forget that a Gryffindor had helped He-who-must-not-be-named rise (or so his mother's school textbooks he'd been devouring all summer had told him), so it really didn't say much about either house.
Charlie allowed himself to drift in and out of his thoughts as the rest of the students whittled down. Now the nerves started to kick in as the hat began to approach the 'P's. Poirer, Nadine, he repeated silently as a nervous girl approached the hat. Her turn was swift, but Gryffindor gained a new entrant. Now who was ne-
"PORTER, CHARLIE"
Suddenly, he regretted eating anything on the train. Just a personality test, he thought to himself as he approached the hat with his best poker-face, trying to avoid looking at any other student, A highly sophisticated, magical personality test that can see all your memories and thoughts, but still a personality test. Wow, he really knew how to comfort himself. With that, he sat down slowly on the chair and stared at the door on the other side of the room as the velvet-black material squashed down over his face. Wasn't really designed for 11 year olds, was it?
"I'm far more than a personality test. Is it personality that makes a person wise enough for Ravenclaw? Personality isn't wisdom, it's what one might do with wisdom. Was it personality that can Hufflepuff sought in her students, or some other intangible ideal? Is it your personality through which I can see not only where you might belong in this moment, but also in your seventh year? I don't think so. You have a lot to learn, but I trust that your education is in good hands in RAVENCLAW!"