Hello and welcome to your third edition of the spectacular 'Rumor Has It' Gossip Magazine. And we know how much everyone loves gossip, what with posters going around the school, whispers whispered, and we uncover and reveal them to you.
P R I D E F U L O O Z I N G [ul][li]The crazy Gryffindor chick - Lola? She digs the werewolf wannabe - Oh how I am sick of him! Minoas seems to be leeching girls where ever he can, stay away Lola!</LI>![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Slytherin's seem to be getting themselves into messes recently, and included is an arrogant Second Year. Benjamin Chase thinks very highly of himself - a given - but obviously not highly enough to fall for someone in a Half Blood (What is with all these unpure people?!). His head is often seen close to one Hariah Meadow, an over-happy Gryffindor. I don't understand why each of them could stand to be in the same area as each other, one a sly, conceited little boy, the other an over-the-top little girl. They say that opposite attracts, but I suppose Meadow has been known to check herself out at every possible reflection there is, and it's not hard to tell Chase oozes with pride. Though they will probably deny any rumors - their love-hate relationship is disgustingly obvious. I hope this is one they can get over fast - I don't want anything to happen to Chase if he is surrounded by the stench of a Half-Blood for too long. F A U X F R E N C H ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Oh my, why did I not say anything on this fake little liar, Kiara Tine? I would speak in her native tongue, French, but alas, I don't know it, and I doubt she does either. That fake accent is just too much. Lose it, girl. You aren't even popular so this won't harm your reputation a bit. You are a creepy little girl, somehow sticking in a few things of French - not even correct words, mind you. Any first year knows the words "Yes" and "No" in French. I know that, and I am not French (pretty far from it actually). Little miss Kiara was also frenching some other Slytherin boy, and calling him her wife. So, either she thinks this boy is a girl and is a lesbian, or she too like the newest janitor, was dropped on her head as a baby, before being thrown around the room and round-house kicked out of a window. Girl, you are not as popular as you think you are. Lose all that hot air out of your balloon sized head, and get down to earth. I only know your name because of how many complaints and insults I hear about you. So go back to Beauxbatons, or let Darwin figure out that you are indeed, the weakest link. P E D O B E A R P R O F E S S O R ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Who would have thought that this idiot would have gotten his job back as Deputy Headmaster? Not even the Minister likes him, I saw her giving him the stink eye at the sorting ceremony. Flower loving, Ravenclaw and Gryffindor hating, former Hufflepuff. I am sure that he even lost out of Hufflepuff Head of House to our very own Professor Snow (and who could have blamed the Headmaster or Headmistress then?). I don't even sit through his class anymore, because of how much of a waste of time it is, the subject itself is a fairy's dream. And yes, you read that correctly. I have reasons to believe that Professor Blaze is in fact homosexual. His face is so feminine, he does the walk, and he always picks on the girls. No wonder he hates them. I hear he has a thing for Professor Hensel, so Professor Hensel, you better run! You are one pretty professor! Or wait, maybe he likes the younger ones? No, not young like Professor Zhefarovich (Not the former Muggle Studies professor, the new overachiever in Potions right now), but young like first years young. I saw him winking at our own little Heath James. I hope the Minister can read this and fire him, because none of the younger boys are safe anymore. So keep up that little smug attitude that yo have. You might be Deputy by some miracle, but no one respects you. No one likes you. You are not the big shot that you want to think you are. Not even the little boys you want so much. Can you do us a favor, get a sex change and go work down near Main street? Thank you. E A T I N G F O R T W O ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? A pretty little Gryffindor may have taken a leaf out of her boyfriend's book, and done gone an' cheated on him. Just some background- The Sixth Year Gryffindor Prefect Faxen Lowart got her claws on Dymetris Kozlov - a Hufflepuff Sixth year Prefect, and Kozlov ended up cheating on his then girlfriend - Cosette Mayfair. But now, Faxen seems to have moved on to another boy, and I'm sorry to say it Kozlov, but he is an Auror, so he is probably much better than you. Karma sucks, doesn't it? I don't think anyone will say you don't deserve to be cheated on...but back to the story. The Gryffindor Slag has been seen out and about with the certain Auror, but it won't be held against him. Lowart has a certain way to manipulate boys into thinking she's worth being with - just a heads up for any guy interested in her; She's not. Why? Well, haven't you noticed her stomach getting a little bit bigger? Perhaps she is eating a bit more - for two maybe? It would surprise no one if Faxen was pregnant. Hopefully her child will have a bit more decency than her. Otherwise - Merlin help us. P U F F L O V E , T O O C L O S E ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? As if her surname wasn't complicated enough, Ai Edogawa seems to have found herself in a sticky situation, whether she knows it or not. There are plenty of twins in this school, but none seem closer than the Edogawa twins - and not in a good way. The two Hufflepuffs are hardly ever seen apart; they -of course- have the same classes together, same friends, there isn't much room for separation between the two of them, but neither seems to be complaining. Now, I know people have gone stargazing together, but it seems like an awfully couple thing, don't you? However, the twins decided they would go together. Seriously guys? Don't you think you're getting too close to one another? Not only are you far too young to be dating anyone, I'm sure being with your sibling isn't legal. Yuck. H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ? [li]Another slut. Why am I not surprised it's this one that is mentioned again? Ever since she got her voice back, Sapphire Bookchild won't stop attaching herself to anything that moves. Stay still when she comes near - you may be her next person to prowl on! [li]Poor Miss Sparkles' joy didn't impress any off the Gryffindor Quidditch captains, no matter how hard she tried. The Second Year Transfer, did not once play in a Qudditch game. You can't be perfect in everything Sparkles, but do us all a favor and go and have a cry. [li]The revolting romantic chemistry coming from Krystin Saenger and Doriano Knight is almost at it's time to explode. Come on guys, just get together, it's sickening the world. <LI>[li]It's bad enough to be a Hufflepuff, but to be on the losing Hufflepuff team is just an embarrassment. I don't think anyone was thinking they would actually win their game, and thanks to their incredibly bad seeker, they lost. Sorry Puffs, you're still lame for another year![/li][/ul] | H E A D P L U M B E R [ul][li]Andy, the fainter, fainted in Professor Styx's class I heard. Pathetic much? Have a heart attack already. That will give you something to be afraid of.[/li][/ul]![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Does everyone remember our midget little Head Boy from last year? It was easy to forget him since after he became Head Boy, he did jack sh*t. Any who, we just could not get rid of him it seemed like. He is back, but look at this everyone! The former Head Boy has become a caretaker, or in other words, a Janitor. I heard that the Head Girl is in a very good place in the Ministry. What happened, Justin? Dropped on your head as a kid, and the teachers felt that they were going to feel bad if they did not give the "special" kid the shiny awards? If they don't keep their badges, Jeremy, I would clean yours off with boiling water, it might have slobber on it. Not only did Justin land a weak job that a monkey could do, but somehow he smells like dog and is drooling all over the place. Rather disgusting. Maybe his ex, also former Head Girl Dannii Merrythought, took out his brain or something? Then again he might not have been smart at all. I don't recall him making any Outstandings in anything, except maybe Transfiguration. Must have tipped her off or something. But if Head Boys are seen nowadays as janitors, I feel that there isn't much going for those with Prefect badges and those two positions anymore. So back to Justin, if you can even read this, here is what I would like for you to do: GO TO A CLIFF AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING SHINY AT THE BOTTOM! YOU'LL SURVIVE THAT LARGE DROP, DON'T YOU WORRY! W A N N A B E S N A K E V S O L D P U F F ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? Anyone wondering why Ravenclaw is so far behind in House Points this year? Well we have a couple of people to blame. The former Hufflepuff student, Takuya Blaze, isn't seeming so nice and friendly - or a pushover like most Puffs are. Nope, Blaze has it out for a certain Ravenclaw Darkhart. Her surname seems to have preluded to her misfortunate future, as the Ravenclaw that lost the winning streak. Though I'm not complaining, the Claws have had more than enough of their share of House Cups. The former Puff and the current Claw just seem to have a strong hatred for each other. No matter what is happening, Blaze will end up where Darkhart is, and will always be the one to take the housepoints off. A little bias maybe Blaze? Though with Annalie's continued disrespect for her house makes it seem as though she wished for another home in this school, and I think we can all clearly guess which one she is yearning for. Sorry Annalie - only the best get into Slytherin. The Ravenclaw seems to love ticking off the Deputy Headmaster as much as he loves punishing her. Even after a fight between a little Hufflepuff and Darkhart - Blaze did nothing to punish the Puff, only took his anger out on Darkhart. I told you he was bias. They both act like little, bloody annoying children. Who knows who long their continual rage at each other will last, but it makes for a good story, and I can assure you, you will be kept up to date with these two, and their fights that bring both their reputations down. A N O T H E R S L Y T H E R I N G I R L ? ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? An Icy Slytherin Princess known for hiding emotions. Can you guess? Probably not, because most Slytherin girls are icy, and only show their angry emotion. But in this chapter, we are focusing on the Seventh Year - Alyss Summers. This pretty Slytherin seems to be hiding a big secret from us all - the possibility that she may actually have feelings for someone that One - isn't a Slytherin and Two - is a mixed blood! Goodness girl, where has your mind gone? I thought this was something you cared about...don't worry Jeremy Thorne can have the affect on people. The Head Boy seems to have a long line of girls that would love to be with him, this Veela chick not far behind. Perhaps Jeremy now has all the attention because he is Head Boy. A person with power - someone Summers is probably looking for - not that she'd ever admit it. Loosen up sweety, show some of your Veela powers - and maybe, just maybe the Head Boy may look out over his sea of girls, and spot you. What is with all the sluts in our school? G O B L I N L O V I N G F R E A K S ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? We all know about our little Branch, but now she is becoming a twig. How can she stay on a broomstick for long, or even play Quidditch without the wind taking her off into the breeze is beyond me. So let me get to the point here. It appears that I was mistaken Andy for Samual, who is the real part-goblin lover. My apologies. (I hope people have had fun jumping out at Andy.) So, this Gryffindor has a thing for the smaller women it seems. From midget to midget, now he goes to someone that could sink through a crack in the floor if she isn't careful. They were caught hugging on the grounds, and it seemed like a rather close hug. Their middles touched, if you know what I mean. The Drama Queen is perhaps our favorite target right now, and she has gone and done it again, leaving the poor, battered and bruised Stefan Archer that did not even get Prefect (three guesses, I'm sure Styx doesn't like pathetic wimps) in the dust. Sorry Bruised, she is moving on to our Goblin-loving freak. Can't really blame her either, the guy can make the small girls melt with his "good looks". We can't even say that without laughing. The boys and girls are just getting uglier, and I find it hilarious. M O O D S W I N G W A R L O C K ![]() H A V E Y O U H E A R D ? The first year of this new Slytherin has turned into a horrible one. First of all, she shows off some sort of man side to her that she ends up punching someone. I never got his name but apparently she is already shaping to be a man beater. This is quite funny because at the Slytherin versus Ravenclaw game, she looked too scared to even get on a broomstick! That is not the worst of it. It isn't hard being a Keeper. Anyone can catch a big red ball. Apparently not. Kamaria clearly saw the quaffle coming as an easy shot from one failure of a chaser, Makwa. Yet the girl still missed. This ticked off Isabella Romanes so much, she kicked her off the team itself! She was sent, probably crying (wow Isabella, harsh much?) all the way back to her dorms. So the girl punching some guy was all an act, ladies and gentlemen, this girl is nothing more than a two-faced fake. Anyone that knows her (which is unlikely), don't mess with her even if you were planning to. She isn't worth the time acting like this badass when in fact she is nothing more than a little whiny girl that can't catch a ball or fly a broomstick. That alone, gentlemen, should tell you on how she is. She sucks on brooms. H A V E Y O U H E A R D T H E S E R U M O R S ? |
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