OBJECTION!

[Stefan Archer]

Welcome to a OBJECTION! A new game for this birthday season!

It's a fairly simple game,
First Poster: "HNZ is only 10 years old"
Second Poster: "OBJECTION! This site is way older than 10"
Third Poster: "OBJECTION! Numbers are a social construct"
And so on! Fairly simple right! If it dies down i.e. hasn't been posted in in a while, the next poster can start with a fresh statement.

That's about it! Site rules still apply. So, here's the statement:
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Hogwarts is a really dangerous place!

 

[Merlina Caliburn]

Objection! Hogwarts is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

 

[Patricia Styx]

OBJECTION! Monkeys shouldn't be in a barrel!

 

[Louisa Clark]

Objection! Monkeys can do whatever they want!

 

[Rama Mowry]

OBJECTION: Animals need to be controlled. Monkeys included.

 

[Daisy Parker-Taylor]

Objection! Nobody or animals should be controlled!

 

[Justin Cliffeton]

OBJECTION! Ducks are evil and should definitely be controlled!

 

[Charlotte Owens]

OBJECTION! Ducks are beautiful.

 

[Stefan Archer]

OBJECTION! Beauty is relative!
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[Sara Moon]

OBJeCTIOn!!! Beauty is dead

 

[Patricia Styx]

OBJECTION: Beeeaaauttttyyyy and the Beasssttttttt *sing song voice*

 

[Aminia Rosendale]

Objection!!!: This is not a Disney board you'll be sued!

 

[Rama Mowry]

Objection! You have to have money to sue someone

 

[Viviana Warrick]

objection!! Ouch my feelings.... Hahahahaha

 

[Monty Pendleton]

Objection! The only feelings Cole has are for me.

 

[Daisy Parker-Taylor]

Objection! Feelings are irrelevant.

 

[Monty Pendleton]

New statement:

There is no smell better than new book smell!

 

[Sawyer Hayes]

Objection! Books - whether old or new - smell heavenly.

 

[Daisy Parker-Taylor]

Objection, dust is not heavenly

 

[Aspen]

objection. all matter was made by the big bang, so all matter, including dust, is by definition heavenly.

 

[Noelle Maxwell]

Objection! Big Bang already ended, I love that show.

 

[Rhiannon Archer]

objection. I wasn't talking about the show.

 

[Mara Zephyr]

New statement

Pineapple should never be on pizza