You know you're addicted to Harry Potter when ...
1) You say 'Anything of the trolley, dears?' when you offer food to anyone.
2) You are late for something and you blame it on your broken Time Turner.
3) You run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
4) You know you're addicted to Harry Potter when you're on HNZ.
5) You can say all of Dumbeldore's name and correct someone about his brother's name in an instant without thinking about it.
6) You rename your classes at school to Harry Potter ones.
7) You know you're addicted to Harry Potter when someone says ridiculous and you MUST say "This class is ridiculous" after they've said it.
8) You rename your classes and get someone whos never even read the books to refer to the classes as such.
9) You rearrange the furniture constantly and blame it on the house elves.
10) You refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
11) You know your addicted to Harry Potter when while playing chess with someone, you stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
12) You scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
13) Your at your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.
14) You are in an argument with someone, you suddenly just yell Stupefy and pretend that they're stunned. You win of course.
15) You draw a time line of everything that happened in Harry Potter's life to prove that you are right, during a class you're failing.
16) You are outside in a school yard, pretending to duel with bits of twigs pretending they are wands with most of first year watching you.
17) You walk into a bank and say to the chequer "Can I withdraw 20 galleons please".
18) You scream "SILENCIO!" to shut someone up.
19) You wear a Hogwarts House badge on your uniforn.
20) You act as a prefect but your just a C.A.T officer or Hall monitor.
21) You name each your teacher like on Harry potter base on their teaching position
22) You think your cafeteria/canteen the great hall.
23) You think your graduation dress is a cloak.
24) You name your classmates base on the characters on the movie.
25) In conversation with your mates you randomly hit out with "I wondered when I'd be seeing you, Mr Potter. Seems only yesterday your mother and father were in here buying there first wands" and other quotes from the AMAZING books/films.
26) You can recite full paragraphs from the books off the top of your head, because you've read each one a million times and can't get to sleep without reading at least a chapter.
27) You can say infront of your whole class "Who seen Hary Potter and the Chamber of Secrets last night on BBC THREE? I f***kin* love it, and the rest of them of course".
28) You know your addicted to Harry Potter when the summer before starting secondary you would sit at your front door for ages each morning, insisting that any minute an owl would deliver your acceptance letter to Hogwarts, before being upset it never came.
29) You truly do believe there is a wizarding world.
30) You inisist that Nargles wrote all the rude things about your headmaster on the toilet walls.
31) Your expecting all O's on your report card
32) You know you're addicted to Harry Potter when during P.E. class, you run around screaming with a stick, give everyone in your class a character, and then act out one book/movie a day for the week.
33) You think that a Dementor is around because you're cold and miserable.
34) You can resite whe whole first page of the first book without stoping.
35) You turn eleven and think the owl to the American version of Hogwarts is going to come any minute.
36) You make random analogies and correct everyone who's wrong.
37) Yoour iPod holds more of 'The Deathly Hallows' than actual songs.
38) You get detention for insistantly telling your teacher that you will get a Hogwarts letter tommorrow.
39) You change the lyrics to a song to match the wizarding world.
40) You want to tell someone off, and then remember you're not a prefect.
Compiled all the rest, and numbered them too. My contributions are below.
41) You know all the spells used in the books, video games, movies and trading card games by heart, including their uses, incantations and gestures.
42) You watch the movies, see a portion and say, "That's not right. That didn't happen in the books," and proceed to describe in detail what the book says.
43) Short, smooth wooden sticks are dangerous weapons. Stay away from them at all costs.
44) You wonder where the magician's assistant Disapparated to.
45) Your parents tell you to eat your veggies and you tell them "You'll have to Imperius me to make me eat them!"
46) You tap on trees every where to see if Bowtruckles will come out.
47) You crash during your driving test and you tell your instructor, "Don't worry, I'll be fine with an Extra-Sensory Charm."
48) You try to rearrange the letters of your name to form a tougher sounding name.
49) You know exactly on which books, chapters, pages, paragraphs, lines do the words 'Voldemort' appear.
50) You shudder everytime someone says 'Lord Voldemort'.
But then I also had to be Harry because our Harry was sick during PoA day. -_-
