Riddles

[Thomas Smith]

YAY!!

OK, here's mine.

There are two possible answers so I'll take the first correct one.

"You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?"

just out of curiosity what was the other one?

was it a fish?

It was corn on the cob

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

YAY!!

OK, here's mine.

There are two possible answers so I'll take the first correct one.

"You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?"

just out of curiosity what was the other one?

was it a fish?

It was corn on the cob

oh yes of corse

 

[Steph Shirley]

Oooh is it my turn?

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

lie
if it is truth then not everything you say is a lie
if it a lie when most things that are said are lies then the statment wouldnt be falce or near true

however it could be nether

 

[Steph Shirley]

Correct ;D

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

if you walk into a cold dark room and you have only one match, inside the room there is a gas lamp, log fire, and gas stove. what do you light first?

 

[Steph Shirley]

(now i do feel bad because i keep posting, but i think i know the answer!)

You can light them all, because once you've lighten(sp?) one, the match doesnt go out.

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

i want to know what gets lit first not what can be lit

 

[Patricia Styx]

The match

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

correct

 

[Patricia Styx]

I think I heard that one not so long ago, OK here's mine

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

 

[Kenneth Hickman-Vallender]

Post Office?

 

[Patricia Styx]

That would be correct sir

Your turn

 

[Kenneth Hickman-Vallender]

umm.
Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

glasses

after a bush fire a man is found in the middle of the bush. he seems to be waring gas cylinders, and what seems to be the remains of a wetsuit, he is not burned yet he has many bruises. how did he get there?

 

[Sarah Mochrie]

He was dropped by the helicopter that pulled water out of a lake to put out the fire

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

correct your go
(i know that it wasn't a riddle )

 

[Sarah Mochrie]

A man was found murdered Sunday morning. The wife called the police immediately, who questioned the wife and the staff. They received the following alibis:
Wife: I was sleeping
Cook: I was cooking breakfast
Gardner: I was picking vegetable
Maid: I was retrieving the mail
Butler: I was cleaning a closet
The Police immediately arrested the murderer. Who was it and how did the police know?

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

the maid as there is no mail on sundays

 

[Sarah Mochrie]

Yep! *hands a cookie* You're turn!

 

[Professor Elvera Le Fey]

coolios *eats cookie*
sarah and john were sitting on the room one night. john was watching TV and Sarah was reading a book. suddenly the power went out. john went to bed and sarah carried on reading without the aid of any artificial light. how?

 

[Eden Silverback]

The was light coming in from the outside?

 

[Patricia Styx]

Do they live in a part of the world where is light at night-time?

 

[Antoinette Greenwood]

Sarah's blind?

 

[Patricia Styx]

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn