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[Monty Pendleton]

Monty was only half sure that Wendall actually wanted to borrow his toolbox, and about ninety percent sure the man was going to injure himself if he actually used it, but he was happy to feel useful all the same. He’d stopped questioning whether Wendall and Mary Lou really needed his help with all their DIY projects when he’d realised he didn’t much care either way. If they wanted to make him feel included then, well, their consideration was enough to brighten his day. As long as they didn’t start feeling sorry for him, of course. There was no need for that. He was perfectly all right, most of the time.

There was a familiar knock at the door. Monty answered it with a flourish, as he’d so liked to do when Wendall was a young boy knocking on his office door. “Hello! Come in,” he said, beckoning him through to the kitchen. His tools were sitting out on the countertop. “Would you like a cup of tea? Sorry - move that out of the way. I wasn’t sure which ones you’d used before. I thought I could give you a rundown, if it might be useful. What are you making, anyway?”

 

[Wendall Layton]

Wendall had knocked confidentially on Monty's correct door; he was no longer the naive child who didn't know what he was doing. He was a mess though, and the former Hufflepuff just had to hope that Monty wouldn't mind, after all he'd be returning to the job at hand once he'd returned home. "Hello!" Wendall greeted him with a smile as one would an old friend, because that's who he was.

Monty had already gotten the tools Wendall had requested to borrow out on the table and he was thankful he was in touch with someone so handy. "Yes please," Wendall nodded, glancing around the dining room table for somewhere to sit without making everything filthy from his outfit. When Monty's back was turned, he laid out a newspaper on one of the chairs before precariously taking a seat upon it as to avoid ruining his pretty upholstery. Wendall was here often enough that he had no doubt Monty knew how he liked his tea. Glancing at the tools, he wasn't sure a run down would be a terrible idea. "I'm trying to take off a banister in the porch," he started to explain, "Mary-Lou told me to try using some grease but it only made things more difficult," Wendall gently and subtly wiped at his right elbow as he became aware that it had smeared up his forearm. "I need a wench, I think," Wendall announced, hoping Monty had one tucked away in his box.​

 

[Monty Pendleton]

Monty prepared the tea as Wendall liked it, glancing over his shoulder every now and then to make sure he hadn’t knocked anything over. It wasn’t unusual for Monty to have to carry out a few minor repairs of his own after one of his cousin’s visits.

“Grease?” he repeated. “Why would you need-? Oh. Er - perhaps she didn’t mean it quite so literally.” He made a note to wipe down the back of his dining chair, and anything else Wendall’s elbows touched. He carried the tea to the table and set it on a coaster. “Here you are. A wrench, yes, I can lend you a wrench. Can’t help with a wench, unfortunately - not that sort of establishment. You’ll want a crowbar, too, I suspect, and a saw…” Monty considered Wendall’s hands for a moment. Ten was a good number of fingers. It was the sort of number of fingers you wanted to keep. “It would be easier with magic, you know. I know I enthuse about doing things the muggle way, but only because I’m old-fashioned. Are you sure you wouldn’t be better off using your wand?”

 

[Wendall Layton]

The comment about the grease flew over Wendall's head, as did many things that others spoke about in his presence. All he was certain of was that he was doing everything he could do meet his wife's wishes, and hopefully keep her happy. "Thank you," Wendall said, sipping half the cup in a single long gulp as though he hadn't drunk anything else all day. By the time he pulled his lips away however he realised just how fresh the water was now that the roof of his mouth was scalding. "Do you have any bickies?" he asked, wondering where the man's usual display that was set in the middle of the table had gotten to. Perhaps it had been moved out the way for the tool box, but now it would have been a welcome distraction from the furnace inside his mouth.

Wendall almost looked disappointed Monty didn't have a wench at his disposal, until the man corrected him. His cheeks turned a little crimson as he dropped his gaze once more to the tea, grateful that Monty moved swiftly on. Growing up Monty had always been someone Wendall could turn to and rely on, and trust that he wouldn't judge him, and this was no different. Even now, as he was offering a lend of his saw, proved that the gentleman in front of him was seeing him as someone more capable than the little boy he used to be. "Oh, no no," The man shook his head when magic was suggested, "It's not that I can't use magic, and it is probably easier," he started to explain, "but I don't think it's always a good thing to always pick the easiest route." If he had, he probably wouldn't be where he was now, married with 3 and a half children. Maybe it would be more of a risk to use the muggle methods, but it was certainly more satisfying, too.

"Could we also borrow some paint?" Wendall suddenly asked, sitting up straighter as his excitement got the better of him. Once he was finished removing the old wood, the area could probably do with freshening up. "Unless you know a spell for that, because I don't know if I can carry all of this home in one trip."​

 

[Monty Pendleton]

“Oh,” Monty laughed. He had learned to stockpile biscuits in anticipation of Wendall’s arrival. On this occasion, he’d forgotten to put any out. “Bickies, yes. Actually, I’ve got something even better.” He went to the cupboard and produced a tub of generously-iced purple cupcakes. Courtesy of Kata, of course. His own baking attempts tended to resemble dog food. While he was in the kitchen, he fetched down a pack of jammy dodgers as well and brought everything over on a plate.

“Mm - I always thought there was something much more satisfying about doing things by hand. Magic takes all the reward out of the effort. Well, it takes all the effort out as well, I suppose - but you’ll not have one without the other. Being a wizard is a bit like playing a game with all the cheat codes, isn’t it? Fun for a little while, quicker, yes, but you don’t feel very accomplished at the end. Ah - wizard problems. I’m not complaining, really.”

Without magic, his toolbox would have been significantly less spacious. He popped open drawers and slid back compartments until he found the tools he was looking for and set them out a safe distance from Wendall. “Paint? I’m sorry, I don’t think I have the sort you’re after. But we could wander down to the shops, if you’d like - after tea and cake, perhaps? Don’t worry about carrying it home; there are charms for that sort of thing.” He hadn’t been this excited for a while. It was rare for a wizard to take an interest in building things by hand, and Monty was brimming with ideas. The fact it was Wendall only dampened his enthusiasm a fraction. Magic could put fingers back on again. What was the worst that could happen?

 

[Wendall Layton]

Wendall wasn't entirely sure what could be better than bickies, until Monty produced cake. Given how much his wife was a baker, Wendall felt like he lived on cake these days. Thankfully Mary-Lou was most definitely the most responsible member of their family (Followed by Monti) which meant that she never allowed Wendall to eat too much that it would going to affect his health. His eyes lit up with the amount of icing on the cupcake, and he decided Mary-Lou didn't need to know about his pre-dinner snack.

The man let the former Professor ramble on a little as he was distracted by his cake, that was until he suggested they go to the shops. "Alright," beside, if he had a way they could transport everything back easily then it shouldn't be too much of a bother. "I think I could find a colour that will work, it just needs to be a plain yellow," he thought out loud. Surely the shop would have yellow. After finishing his cupcake, Wendall had taken to lifting and inspecting the tools at hand, some of which he was most unfamiliar with. Monty however had been very quick not only to lend him things, but always seemed to offer his help when he could, and now the man looked so excited it was as though there were pins in his cushion. "Do you miss being around all those students?" he asked, knowing at one time or another he'd been one of them, sat in Professor Pendleton's class.​

 

[Monty Pendleton]

It was odd, the things that reminded Monty of Saveli. Yellow paint… There had been a big tin of buttercup-yellow paint sitting on the patio table when Monty had gone to the farm after the accident. She had set it down there, expecting to put it away when she got home, but she had never made it. The lemonade glasses were full of rainwater…

He smiled to disguise the cloud that had come over his face. “All the time,” he said. The students, the noise, the chaos - it had overwhelmed him sometimes, but he missed it terribly. Every now and then, when he was lying in bed, he started feeling homesick. It had taken him a while to realise it wasn’t his mother he really missed, but the school. “Tutoring isn’t quite the same. But it is less stressful. Much less stressful. I’m sure I could cope with it now, but… to tell the truth, I just don’t think I can face it all again.” A part of him still wilted when he thought about how he’d cried in front of all those children. He’d tried to bounce back from it, turn it into a learning opportunity, but he’d never got over the feeling that he’d humiliated himself and let everybody down. How could he go back now, dragging all that along behind him?

He sipped his tea quietly for a moment. “Oh - be careful with that one, it’s jolly sharp. There’s a handle on the other end. You’ll want to hold it like this, look. Fingers well away from the blade.” Dear Wendall had probably never held a saw before in his life. “I’ve got some scrap wood in the workshop we can practise on. I’ll show you how to use the vice. Ah - and we’ll need to pick up a few sanding blocks while we’re out. The old paint is a bit flaky, isn’t it? Best to just take it off. I’ve got a scraper somewhere, but sanding it down will give you a lovely finish.” Monty added sanding blocks to his personal shopping list and put it back in his pocket. “It’s not too late to change your mind about magic. I won’t be offended.” Disappointed that he wouldn’t get to spend time with his cousin, perhaps, but never offended.