The Gossip Magazine Strikes Again! (R)

Isabella Chaos

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Abby
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[Sorry it's soooo late! This is meant to be the November issue so everyone please pretend it came out at the end of November! :doh: Also I decided not to put pictures along with the stories like I did last time because it takes too much time so just pretend there are pictures accompanying the stories. :D ]

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Greetings HNZers!
Did you miss me? November was a drama-filled month for you all, I'm surprised you haven't yet learned how to keep your business private or rather, learned how to get over things so as not to cause a scene. Well I noticed someone is trying to imitate me through the Hogwarts Monthly so thanks for the laugh, whoever you are. Nice try 'Gossipmonger', no one does it better than I do. [Link to Hogwarts Monthly] Well enough of the intro, let's get to the gossip! Speaking of imitators who post private things for public display, let's get onto our first story...Enjoy!

Nightmare on Third Floor
Someone is out to get Gryffindor second year, Kida Frost as they seem to have posted her journal of 'nightmares' on every hall. The students read it and went along their merry way, the thing barely got a few laughs, but Kida's reaction to it on the third floor was the real show. To make matters worse (or interesting) Professor Firn, who is rumored to be in a secret relationship with the student, showed up to whisk her away to safety, or rather just to save her from more humiliation. Was Professor Firn just doing his duties as her knight in shining armor? Is this journal poster the same imitator as the Gossipmonger in the Hogwarts Monthly? Someone seems to have it out for Kida Frost. What's the big deal with this Nightmare Journal anyway, seems like a bore!
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Trouble in Paradise
Firstly just wanted to say thanks to my favorite victim, Ravenclaw second year, Scorpius Knight, for giving me a laugh, and more material to use, since he is so easy to get a rise out of.
Taylor Mercer, Gryffindor Second Year, may think she and Knight have a great relationship, but she better keep her eye on her boyfriend! Last issue I warned ol' Knight that he had to keep a lookout on Gryffindor second year, Aeon Summers or he'd lose his girlfriend to him. And instead of going directly to his girlfriend to talk things out, who did he run to? None other than ex-girlfriend Luna Paramore, Ravenclaw Third Year. The two were seen going into a private, secluded classroom, who knows what they were doing in there, and when they exited it much later, a flirty gesture was exchanged between the former lovers. Does Taylor have to do some worrying this time? Is Scorpius just doing this to get back at Taylor, maybe give her a taste of how jealousy feels? I prefer to think so, good job Knight, maybe next time I'll spare you. [Link to Topic] To make matters worse, Scorpius still decided not to talk to his girlfriend about the issue and instead decided to speak with Taylor's 'other', Aeon Summers. Despite many rumors of fights to come between the two, and bets being placed, Scorpius being known to have fought before, the hype ended up being more exciting than the encounter. The two ended up being civil towards each other and even ended up friends, yawn! [Link to Topic]

Old Habits Are Hard To Break
When will Sam Prince learn that there are other fish in the sea! Since before the Hufflepuff second year stepped foot into the castle, he was already torn between becoming more than friends with Toni Addison, Slytherin Second Year or Jenna Wilkonson, Hufflepuff Second Year and ever since then it was nothing but a game of ping pong, going back and forth through the two girls. After an unexplained disappearance of Jenna, Sam was heartbroken, or at least appeared to be so, and surprisingly, not long after Jenna's departure, Toni Addison's beau, Beau Hurley left her alone as well. Weird much? Of course that left the two free to date each other (how many times is it now?) but right before the two had the guts to tell each other of their mutual crush (what's taking so long, you've done this before!) Jenna Wilkonson decided to make a surprise appearance and crash Sam's birthday party. Imagine the green on Toni's face when she saw Sam's delighted face when he saw ex-girlfriend Jenna! Now poor Sam can be seen walking the castle grounds deep in thought as he's plagued once again on which blonde to choose. Again? Why is Toni even bothering with Sam after he dumped her for Jenna? Is she only going after him now that Beau's gone? Here's a tip for you Sam, choose neither! [Link to Topic]

Rebound Girl?
After getting rejected by Taylor Mercer, has Aeon Summers turned to Vivienne Esquire, Hufflepuff Second Year to be his rebound girl? Is poor, naive Vivienne falling for his tricks? According to a few witnesses, Vivienne was seen blushing underneath her green 'Poison Ivy' costume as a 'Ninja' flirted with her the entire night and after having a peak through the Newsroom for Halloween photos for the yearbook, it has been confirmed that Aeon Summers was the Ninja! Some say that his new friendship with Scorpius Knight is only his way of staying close to Taylor (or you know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer), whom he is still not over. Vivienne should dump Aeon before he dumps her for Taylor when she dumps Knight!

Lion is to Bear as Snake is to Werewolf
After the last issue of the Gossip Magazine was revealed, Gryffindor Seventh Year and Head Boy, Bruin Dumbledez, decided to make a few corrections on his story. Turns out he isn't a werewolf, but a bear instead. However that didn't mean there aren't werewolves at this school. The school was buzzing as everyone was wondering the same question, which might've been the reason a certain Slytherin was so paranoid to the point that she was muttering to herself about her curse--straight from her mouth so you know it's not a lie. You've heard it from the Gossip Magazine first HNZers, Slytherin Fifth Year, Maisie Hampton is a werewolf! As if she wasn't avoided enough (for her hideous appearance, now I know why), people will never want to come in contact with her again!

Heartbreaks and Rebounds
Bruin Dumbledez and Gryffindor Fourth Year Andromeda Fiorelli were at it again, in clear denial of their feelings for each other. The two Gryffindors had an epic battle between each other, in which Mr. Dumbledez won, however he didn't win really, since he lost Andy's heart. [Link to Topic] At the end of the battle it was said that Bruin gave Andy a necklace with a bear pendant, however it has been rumored that Andy chucked it out somewhere far where she couldn't retrieve it anymore and instead was comforted by another older male, Beauxbatons transfer and Ravenclaw Fifth Year, Raffael Fox. [Link to Topic]

It is believed that the reason the Gryffindor was chucking the once sentimental bear pendant is because Bruin seems to have moved on from Andy to an older Gryffindor, none other than Andy's close friend, Cyndi Weasley, Gryffindor Seventh Year. [Link to Topic] But has the Head Boy really moved on or is Cyndi just a rebound, a pawn in Bruins game, possibly a way for Andy to show her green monster of envy? It seemed to have worked...

But why is Andromeda so upset? The Gryffindor Fourth Year has certainly built up quite the reputation, even surprasing that of her best friend Zazuka Bones. Due to her reputation the Gryffindor surely has some suitors as a back up and rebound from Bruin, such as the boy who had comforted her when throwing the bear, Raffael Fox? But no, Andy stooped low enough to seduce a broken hearted Slytherin Seventh Year, Jaken Styx. But was he really brokenhearted or just putting on an act? It sure didn't take long for him to get over former girlfriend, Ravenclaw Seventh Year and Head Girl, Estrella Drage. He was seen (it's not hard to spot him really) asking Andy to the Yule Ball. [Link to Topic] From Estrella to Andromeda, can you say downgrade!

And through it all Andy's poor seduced victim, Raffael Fox, was left alone as she found another (Jaken Styx). But it didn't take long for the pretty boy to find a rebound girl, Slytherin Third Year, Hadan Johnson. Does anyone recognize her lately? Seems like she went from Goth to Glam (though she has been involved in neither group) - if it weren't for her red eyes, it'd be hard to recognize her! Did Raffael fall for Andy just like so many others have and did he only ask Hadan to the ball for the same reason Bruin asked Cyndi, to make Andy see how jealousy feels? [Link to Topic]

This is just one rebound triangle after another! Andy is a rebound from Estrella, Cyndi is a rebound from Andy, Jaken is a rebound from Bruin, Raffael was a rebound from Bruin, Hadan is a rebound from Andy - enough already!

Not So "Glamorous" Life
Slytherins and Glam Squad members alike sure like to stick with each other, rarely dating or socializing outside their circles or House, so it's no surprise that Theodore Snow, Slytherin Third Year (twin brother to Glammie Alyssa Snow) and Abbey Lurken, Slytherin Third Year, began to develop feelings for each other. The two have been taking it slow since last year when Abbey Lurken arrived in the middle of the first semester, and until recently, she had decided to do something to progress their relationship - she kissed him. But much to her surprise, Theo's reaction was not one she was hoping for. Instead of being excited for their first kiss, Theo was so stunned he couldn't respond. To this, Abbey got upset and fled the North tower immediately, and the two haven't been talking since. [Link to Topic]
Abbey has lived a very hard life, she and her older sister Asher Lurken had to look after each other after her parents died. Shortly after Asher Lurken arrived at Hogwarts New Zealand for the Triwizard Tournament, she was never seen again, leaving Abbey completely alone to live in an orphanage that wasn't exactly 'home sweet home.' At the time Abbey went to Hogwarts Scotland but ran away from the awful orphanage to Hogwarts New Zealand. Since Abbey was a runaway and had no parents, she has been living on the streets for the past year. It is clear that Abbey deserves a little happiness in her life so she and Theo should just kiss (again) and make up!

The Fight for the Queen
I guess Gryffindor Fourth Year Mike Goulding found my last issue regarding him and his girlfriend, Isabella Chaos, Slytherin Third Year alarming because the next thing you knew, he and Slytherin First Year, Isaac Chambers were arguing on the great lawn for everyone to see. Many harsh words were exchanged though sadly nothing physical. [Link to Topic] Why does Mike continue to be so insecure about he and Bella's relationship? Could it be something in the past? Abandonment issues perhaps? There must be some reason Isaac is boasting about his 'connection' with Bella. Is Mike just realizing that perhaps Isabella is just not a trustworthy person?

The Hero Doesn't Always Get the Girl
When going out for a simple fly to improve her skills on the pitch, Slytherin First Year Carmen Peregrin found herself enjoying the company of classmate Charlie Linus. Things were fine for a while before the two were a little too careless and Carmen ended up dangling off a goal hoop, her broom many feet below her. Charlie was going to her rescue when out of nowhere, Kaleb Styx, Slytherin First Year, and Carmen's best friend came rushing out of nowhere and saved the damsel's life, accusing Charlie of practically being the one to push her off her broom and ultimately - making him look like a fool. [Link to Topic] Charlie left the pitch, undoubtedly feeling humiliated though a few days later he knew that he shouldn't have let Kaleb make him look bad to Carmen and decided to explain things to her. As much as Kaleb and Carmen deny their attraction for each other, or play it off as just 'best friends' it doesn't matter anymore because Charlie was able to win her over, which was made clear when they were spotted holding hands, even after her 'best friend' had practically convinced her that he didn't care for her. [Link to Topic] With Kaleb chasing after so many other girls, he shouldn't be heartbroken about this news right? We'll see...

Slytherins Full of Snakes
If the entire student body had to take a poll on who was one of the nicest Slytherins out there, I know Andrew Bruke, Slytherin Fourth Year, would definitely be in the Top 10 (well really like Top 5 since there are so few 'nice' Slytherins...) Knowing that there aren't many 'nice' Slytherins, it is clear that the rest of the House is made up of Snakes who only care about themselves and how far they get in life, not caring who they stomp on to get to the top. So it's no surprise that Jacob Cooper, Slytherin Second Year, is using Andrew's popularity for himself! Not only has Jacob used him for the popularity but also for his 'tudoring' in which he just gets Andrew to do his assignments for him! The two claim they are best friends, calling themselves the "Emerald Boys" (very cute) but is Andrew being naive to Jacob's cruel intentions? Why can't Jacob find friends his own age and stop taking advantage of Andrew's friendship! If I were Andrew, I'd think twice about their friendship and get out while I still could!

Ditched
Hoshi Koshiba, Slytherin Second Year and 'Goth Gang' ring leader, was rumored to have been recruiting another member, Slytherin Second Year, Eden Luna (who looks far from 'goth' by the way) and its reasoning was so that they could actually have a chance at beating the Glam Squad. However it must suck for Hoshi to know that her own twin brother, transfer student Gryffindor Second Year, Tohoru Koshiba, ditched her on 'Mischief Day' for his newest crush, none other than Eden Luna! Little miss Gothasaurus was not only ditched once by her newest recruit, but twice by her own twin brother, ouch!

An Odd Couple in So Many Ways
Slytherin First Year Brodie Fudge is known to be a completely heartless person, nicknamed the 'Demon Child' so it was shocking when many spotted him talking to someone who wasn't pure blood like himself. As if that weren't enough against Brodie's qualifications, the person wasn't a Slytherin either! Shocking to see Brodie socialize with someone who didn't meet any of those two qualifications. However Derrik Agile, Hufflepuff Second Year, may just be Brodie's kryptonite. The two were spotted sharing an extremely intimate kiss after Derrik comforted Brodie! Could it be that the reason Brodie was so angry towards everyone was that he was afraid of admitting the truth to himself? Will Brodie be taking Derrik to the Yule Ball now? We don't know, one things for sure however, Brodie's friend, Slytherin First Year, Aleyha Devearux, was not pleased about this couple. [Link to Topic]

Not So Perfect Prefect
Kailey Paramore, Ravenclaw Fifth Year Prefect, has been known to have been dating Hufflepuff Prefect and Fifth Year, Njord Aesir on and off for the past few years. Things have always seemed perfect between the two prefects despite their rocky relationship, however now Kailey doesn't seem to care for him to even try to salvage their relationship, even going on dates with Durmstrang boys! [Link to Topic] Could it have been his 'fake death' that made her realize that losing him wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be? According to my sources, Njord himself has no idea of Kailey's dates, so consider this your warning to dump the tramp Njord.

Love is In the Air?
[ul][li]Many of you might have heard that Professor Firn, Transfiguration Professor, recently suffered a gunshot to his head though a lot may not know the full story. It turns out he had shot himself - and this act of stupidity was done so because his current partner, Nurse Pearl Kanti, respectably denied his propose. How over-dramatic! And who was there to help him through his rough times, none other than Kida Frost, of course. [Link to Topic]</LI>
[li]Funnily enough before Professor Firn's dramatic performance, Slytherin Head of House Professor Manteia showed Professor Firn that his Slytherin students were not ones to mess with. [Link to Topic] Some people who swear they were listening at the door, say they heard Professor Manteia say Professor Firn needed a gun shot to the head ironically enough and others are even suggesting Professor Manteia shot him himself!
[li]In other, happier news, Professor Tom Fletcher, CoMC Professor and Gryffindor Head of House, has found love with a woman, despite the fact that he is a Death Eater! [Link to Topic]
[li]Professor Rowann seems to also have found love with a mysterious Ministry worker, yet unidentified to myself and my sources. [Link to Topic][/li][/ul]

A Big Revealing
All there is to be said about these next few pages:
Hoshi Koshiba is head over heals in love with Henric Lee.
Here's your proof, right out of Koshiba's sketchbook.
Desperation
July 16 - first day grounded

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Though the hair is a diffrent color we all know who the guy is. -_-
He's miles away and Henric Lee still can't let me be.


Insanity
July 21 - One week grounded

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I know in the first one it looks like he's smiling but really it's the fake smile he always wares. I even got that one right. I such a loser but really what else is there to do when all you can see is four walls and your music system.

Back to School
Bored in my dorm so I decided to try some life like sketches.

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Henric Lee must die...
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[*Slytherin Girls viewable only]

Heard it Through the Grapevine
[ul][li]Ava Prince, Slytherin First Year shows she is actually nice when she and Sterling Staton, Slytherin First Year, are caught in rain on the Quidditch pitch. [Link to Topic]
[li]Alyssa Snow, Slytherin Third Year, has finally met someone worthy of her time, not surprising that it isn't a Hogwarts New Zealander, the boys at this school just can't keep up with her. [Link to Topic]
[li]Chace Harker, Slytherin Fifth Year, seems to have moved on from the drama of Katalina Vanderhol, Gryffindor Fifth Year Prefect, and her beau Sumner Reine, well at least long enough to ask Slytherin Seventh Year, Sophia Stark to the Yule Ball. [Link to Topic*] [*Slytherin only viewable]
[li]Leia Evans, Hufflepuff First Year, has a secret she's not willing to share. What could it possibly be that the 'sweet and innocent' 'puff is actually lying about to all her friends? [Link to Topic]
[li]Isaac Chambers, Slytherin First Year, seems to have moved on from his hopeless case with Isabella Chaos, and now has his pretty blue eyes set on Arianna Tipley, Hufflepuff Second Year. [Link to Topic]
[li]Letting her guard down for a change, Ravenclaw First Year Merlina Caliburn was spotted kissing Gryffindor First Year Ryuu Arai in the seventh floor corridor. [Link to Topic]
[li]Lexi Rodriguez, Slytherin Third Year, tried starting her own form of a Glam Squad called the "Pretty Committee" but that got nowhere fast! She threatened the GS and said she was going to go after Alyssa Snow first however so far there hasn't been a strike, and the GS doesn't seemed worried one bit.
[li]While Leia Evans has been chatting it up with quite a few boys, (Kaleb Styx, Sam Prince, Noah Esquire) her best friend Emma Meminger, Ravenclaw First Year has been left alone to deal with a broken heart after her almost lover, Cyril Tokarev, Gryffindor First Year unexpectedly disappeared from school.
[li]It is rumored Noah Esquire is after the heart of his best friend Leia, who is seemingly blind to his affections for her as she is charmed by Kaleb. It is also said that Noah is jealous of Sam Prince, whom Leia supposedly also fancies, so Noah started a band to rival Sam's just to get Leia's attention.
[li]Arisa Havishmen, Hufflepuff Second Year, was seen kissing Tichondrius Illitharis after the second edition of the Gossip Magazine had been released just to 'prove' something to me, ha. [Link to Topic] Why does Sern Summers, Gryffindor Second Year, put up with this tramp? In other words, why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?
<LI>[li]Lisa Boatwood, Ravenclaw First Year, and Tyson Huntly, Gryffindor First Year have been seen getting quite close lately. [Link to Topic][/li][/ul]

You're nobody, until you're talked about.
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[Once again, thanks to all those who helped and submitted gossip tips. I am asking that ANYONE who wants to be mention in the magazine PLEASE PM me! It can be about ANYTHING, I don't mind! ^_^

Also! If you see any errors, name misspellings/wrong class year/wrong links! please PM me to let me know so I can fix them. ^_^ ]

Isabella's reaction at the Slytherin table:
It was another morning after a sleepless night. The Slytherin was very quickly becoming crankier and crankier the longer she didn't sleep. She had stopped attending all classes but her two electives and when her body was overcome with lack of sleep, she'd sometimes crash for an entire day or so. Above all, the Gossip Magazine was really taking its toll on her and she had to admit she was becoming quite sloppy with it, though it was at least looking better than ever. It was clear that she was becoming crankier and thus, meaner, through the magazine as she began saying vicious things without caring who they were about. She had lost track of her schedule, no longer just seeming unorganized but actually being unorganized so when many owls came fluttering in during breakfast that morning, she too like the rest of her classmates was quite surprised to see her magazine land on her empty plate. She picked it up, smiling lightly at the newest glossy cover and rubbed her sleep ridden eyes with large bags under them as she opened it up to read it.
 
At the moment Kaileys life was... Chaotic. She had ended things with Njord the day before and even though her love for him was still there in a lesser, changed form something in her gut told her that it was better this way. But if this morning was an omen then she had been dead wrong. The owls from the gossip magazine came flying in and she suppressed a small groan as she saw her face on the cover. How the hell had this person gotten a picture of her anyways? She didn't know but she read the magazine quickly, figuring most of it to be garbage.

Then she found the article she had been looking for she read it and her grip around the magazines pages got tighter, crumpling up the paper a bit. Whoever this stupid b1tch was with nothing better to do than pry into other peoples lives was they really needed to get their facts straight. Sure that wasn't exactly the point of a gossip magazine, but at the moment whoever it was looked quite pathetic. She didn't even have original insults and the whole thing was getting a bit boring.

The only reason Kailey was pissed at the article was because she HAD tried to salvage the relationship! Thats all she had been doing the whole year! But he was unresponsive at every turn. It wasn't studying either because she often saw him out and about. The relationship had just come to a halt. But she hated that the magazine, no matter how stupid and unoriginal. Managed to pinpoint the questions she had been asking herself. Was she just a slut? Before the waves of self doubt crashed into her again the closed the magazine and layed it down. "Wow thats retarded." she said with a ginuine laugh before going back to her breakfast. She picked up her copy and walked out of the great hall with a yawn. She had no classes that day, maybe a nap was in the near future.
 
Estrella was shoveling eggs into her mouth as a glossy magazine dropped into her lap. The fork missed her mouth, the four prongs poking the side of her cheek and adding insult to injury, a glob of yellow ending up on her robes. She scowled as she rubbed at the smear with her napkin. Wasn't the tabloid insult enough to the school already? The Ravenclaw was surprised that the publication hadn't been rechristened, 'The Idiot's Magazine.'

Pushing her plate of eggs away, she stood and grabbed a few pieces of toast. She hadn't read the magazine, but her day was not off to a good start. She left the publication on the table, figuring that if any dumbass needed something to enjoy, it would be right there for them. The Ravenclaw exited the Great Hall with her buttered breakfast in hand, leaving the unopened alleged truths behind.
 
Jade was feeling rather invisible today, she certainly hadn't talked to anyone lately, about anything of any interest. She ate her usual bacon, boiled egg, and piece of buttered toast. Her life just wasn't anything out of the ordinary. Though it was to be spiced up, with a certain magazine, due to be delivered.

As it plonked down, almost onto her knife, as the toast was being spread with golden butter, she caught the Gossip Magazine. Placing it on her lap, she sneaked peeks of it while gobbling up the warm egg. She had almost finished her meal, and she couldn't wait to finish reading the magazine. She picked it up and went to her common room.
 
Raffael was quietly putting some butter on his toast when a whole swoop of owls came in to deliver what looked like a magazine. Raffael had heard of the infamous peice of writing, but had not read it. He had only been a newbie when it came about for the first time. He had not been in any trouble or made many friends so he saw no point in it. Ignoring it for the most part, he looked up to sneak a glance at the Slytherin table. His eyes immediatly found Hadan's red ones and he noted her disturbed look. He tore his eyes away, not really sure what was going on.

He looked down at the magazine and for the first time noticed Andy's picture on the front. He furrowed his brow and picked it up, flicking through until he saw his own name mixed with Hadan's, Andy's and some Jaken guy. He read the article and immediatly knew what was going on. That was a horrible thing to say! Raff had had difficulty understanding why everyone was so hyped up about this, but now he knew. Raff wasnt one to get mad, so instead he placed down the magazine and looked up at Hadan again. He bit his lip. He needed to speak with her later. This would draw all kinds of wrong conclusions. Continuing to butter his toast, Raff ate breakfast in silence. Trying to ignore the outraged yells from other students.
 

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