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One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefor
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch.
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that loved
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that loved pattycakes
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that loved pattycakes even
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that loved pattycakes even without
 
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers therefore nobody sparkles.
Meanwhile, Bruin wanted lunch boxes that hopped up onto walruses bellies. So Snape stole babies that loved pattycakes even without diapers
 
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