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- Rowan Wood 12"1/4 Essence of Silver Thistle
One stormy winter's afternoon Camilla died. Mike shot Nick and himself. This could not be the end as Nick is awesome and likes puppies. Therefore Laura exterminated Mike and Nick. Not! She actually drank Nick's veritaserum potion and dressed up as a burger piratefairy. Onlookers gasped when cows grew mustaches and monobrows. One man tried sifting through some crockery that started hyperventilating whenever rabbits appeared in different colours. Several monkey people thought, 'oh microwave that's going blue' but then it attacked the peanut that started eating itself. Sometimes when chickens quack independently they feel chocolatey goodness which makes them want christmas puddings. After England pointy crackers did make earrings that smelt All pancakey with honey and giraffe-meat necklaces. Gradually this entitled that human faces can change color and go invincible after tidal pools drown in eggs and fall over humongous bunnys floffy feet so disgusting that even Gryffindor sucks sour lollipops. Then Jesse died from alligator fairies but then healing watermelons exploded out of birds killing Ava unfortunately for everyone but Jesse jumped up screaming because everything was burning and melting Canada saved by Sam who also died. Spam got captured because biscuits couldn't be rulers