- Messages
- 367
- OOC First Name
- Alex
- Blood Status
- Half Blood
- Relationship Status
- Married
- Sexual Orientation
- Heterosexual
- Wand
- Curly 10 Inch Sturdy Blackthorn Wand with Billywig Stinger Core
- Age
- 18/10/2028
Once upon a time there were Hufflepuffs playing with Ravenclaws. One was flying on a hippogriff while the Ravenclaw was flying a thestral next to it, when they suddenly pulled up because they had noticed a strange girl eating waffles with a dinosaur who was allergic to sweets. 'ACHOO' the donkey sang. The dinosaur ate an apple before sneezing loudly and headed towards the shade of one large tree, which had a rhinoceros learning karate. The unicorn sneezed twice when a white rabbit hopped on its back and farted jellybeans, which grew on a big palace called Jade Higginsbottomplace. There wasn't a single, solitary merman who hated the ocean. Poseidon sneezed attractively, which killed sixteen pigs. Professor