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Many women knew it as the happiest day of their lives, the day that all eyes were on them and the day they looked completely flawless and got everything they had ever wanted. But the term wedding meant something different to Klaus, it was simple really, whenever Klaus thought of weddings he thought of parties, bachelor parties to be specific. Even at the young age of twenty-three Klaus had been to dozens of the parties and when he found out that his older cousin Tamas was tying the knot there was no doubt that he was going to try and throw the bachelor party of the year, no matter how conservative and business like Tamas was there was no way he could turn down his kid cousin's offer. The young man hadn't wanted to plan anything too extreme, knowing that if Tamas didn't fully want to go along with it that it wouldn't be any fun. So he had spent the week prior in the small studio apartment above his tattoo parlour ringing around and screwing up paper containing idea after idea. Yes, Klaus had been to many bachelor parties, but he wanted this one to be different, alcahol was all well and good, but a night out at a bar was just a typical night for Klaus Mauven and this was the last night his cousin would be free, it needed to be very special.
Eventually the idea had come to the young man, and he had rung up the second he thought of it. Klaus booked out a golf course in Europe near where Tamas had explained the manor he had purchased for himself and Frances and he had booked it for a private venue for the whole night. It had cost him quite a bit, but it was completely worth it for him. They would have the whole course to themselves and although he wasn't sure he was even any good at golf, he was sure they would have fun. It would be Tamas, himself and the wide open spaces and to be completely honest the ternty-three-year-old was chomping at the bit to get out of work and have some fun. He had found out the hard way that owning your own business was not the walk in the park he had thought it to be. His cousin Tamas seemed to be doing much better at it, but Klaus had pride and would never admit it to him. Although he got to choose his own hours, Klaus found himself having to work almost every hour he could to keep the business afloat, muggle life was much different to life at wizarding school when his parents had paid for everything for him. The other problem was that the sociable young man hadn't been able to hang out in the bars every other night, which meant that he hadn't met any girls, and despite the fact that Tamas was going to be tied down for life, Klaus found himself growing a little jealous of his cousin, Frannie sure was one hell of a woman.
He wondered if that 'hell of a woman' was having a hens night, she didn't seem like the type, nevertheless he was pleased Tamas was having a night out to celebrate his last night of freedom, and pleased that he was the only one going with him. It avoided the awkwardness of meeting new people and getting drunk with them, something Klaus could do at any sports bar in the muggle world. That morning Klaus had made sure that he had finished off his clients early, without racing through them too quickly because tattooing was a serious thing. He finished the day at four o'clock with a young woman having her boyfriend's name tattooed in a heart, which Klaus thought was about the silliest thing someone could ever do, apart from when a customer had their spouse's face tattooed across their back. Finally the day which seemed to drag on forever was over and Klaus retired to the above apartment to put on his bachelor party outfit. The week before he had been into a muggle second hand store and found what he could only describe as the most hideous and puffy wedding dress he had seen in his life, it had only been ten pounds so he had bought it that instant.
So around ten at night Klaus left his apartment with the wedding dress on, looking rather ridiculous with the white lace against the harshness of the tattoos on his arms and the piercing in his nose, but he didn't seem to care. He had in his hand a garter, that he had been very embarrassed to admit that he had sewn himself, with ripped bits of material from the dress that graced his slim body. It had been embarrassing enough for Klaus to discover he even had a sewing machine, and he had come to the conclusion that one of his ex-girlfriends had left it behind and that she wouldn't mind him using it. When Tamas had arrived to meet him, he had laughed, but Klaus didn't care, instead he slipped the garter onto his cousin's thigh and patted him on the back rather boyishly laughing at himself. It hadn't taken them long to apparate to the golf course, having magic had its advantages sometimes. "Come on you idiot, let's end this night on a high note!" he yelled into Tamas ear as he swaggered onto the golf course, his arm around Tamas and a wine cooler in the other hand. It was quite obvious that he had had a few pre-bachelor party drinks to get up the courage to go out in his current ensemble. As Klaus flipped his head around he stopped, mid-swagger, and he noticed something quite remarkable, a very beautiful and fit young woman, her dark skin highlighted by the fairy lights scattered along the grass, and of course she was only made more beautiful by the Klaus' blood alcahol levels. A sly grin spread across the young man's face "Heyyy theeereee sexyyyy laddyyyyyyy" he hollered across the course as she looked rather surprised and seemed to hurridly walk away from the pair.
"Do you know her cuz?" Klaus asked, patting his cousin on the back, she seemed familiar but Klaus didn't have much to do with the wizarding world so he couldn't pin point where he had seen her. A few hourse and hundreds of mis-hits later the boys were well and truly plastered and it had reached the early hours of the morning and it seemed Klaus had decided he was rubbish and golfing, even worse when he was drunk. By some miracle the pair managed to apparate back to Klaus' apartment without being splinched and they fell on the floor in front of the door laughing, as the twenty-three year old struggled with the key to the door, and gave up. It seemed some sensability stayed with him though, he tore a piece of his dress off and wrapped it around his fist, smashing the window pane in the door and sticking his arm through it, unlocking it from the inside and letting the drunk pair inside. "You, you know what your girl would love?" Klaus slurred, "A tattoo, I could, you know," he said motioning towards the bed in which he gave people tattoos and waved his fingers around, stupidly suggesting Tamas get a tattoo of his bride's name to surprise her. Tamas mumbled what he wanted drawn and drunkly spelt out Frances' name, and Klaus pushed him onto the bed, laughing too loudly as he grabbed the needle and a shaver, if his cousin wanted the tattoo on his calf he would have to get shaved first.
So there the two cousins were, drunk as skunks, Klaus standing over Tamas in a wedding dress looking down at the calf he had shaved all over, because he had clumsily kept cutting the skin and had to shave more areas to get a patch that could actually tattooed. Usually the law dictated that Klaus could not tattoo a drunk customer, in fact that law was dictated right on the wall behind where the young man stood, but he too was drunk and far beyond remembering this. And so it began, the needle pierced Tamas' bare shaven skin one, two, three, times and he hardly flinched due to the alcahol having such beautiful numbing powers. Klaus carefully (as carefully as you could when drunk as a badly smelling rodent) spelled out what his cousin had told him "F-R-A-N-S-I-S". Then next to the clear letters he carefully drew a rock, as Tamas had explained to him that Frances was his 'rock', it was exactly the thing that sober Klaus advised everyone against, but drunk Klaus was much more fun. Just as the unrecognisable circle was being finished off the owner of the tattoo parlour heard the screeching of tyres, the police had been called by a neighbour who had thought the break in was performed by a criminal. Klaus only laughed this off, putting his hands up in the air and dropping the needle. "Woah guys, I can only do one at a time, you'll have to line up if you want me to perform this magic on you". But by some miracle the poice officers managed to work out that it was a bachelor party and only issued the Mauven's a fine, which Tamas paid, since after hiring out the golf course Klaus was almost skint. So the night ended, but not on such a high note like Klaus had wanted, instead it ended with his body, half out of the wedding dress, draped across the couch out the back of the parlour, drool trailing from his mouth into a small pool on the black and white checkerboard vinyl of the shop.
Klaus wouldn't wake for a while yet, he was tired from all of the hilarity that had ensued that night and was lulled into a perfect dream, little did he know that he would awake to his cousin in a most compromising position, and he wouldn't even remember half of the night that had passed, it would be left their perfect secret and a riddle for them both to figure out on the way to Tamas' wedding, the first day of the rest of his very interesting life with 'Fransis'.
<i></i>Eventually the idea had come to the young man, and he had rung up the second he thought of it. Klaus booked out a golf course in Europe near where Tamas had explained the manor he had purchased for himself and Frances and he had booked it for a private venue for the whole night. It had cost him quite a bit, but it was completely worth it for him. They would have the whole course to themselves and although he wasn't sure he was even any good at golf, he was sure they would have fun. It would be Tamas, himself and the wide open spaces and to be completely honest the ternty-three-year-old was chomping at the bit to get out of work and have some fun. He had found out the hard way that owning your own business was not the walk in the park he had thought it to be. His cousin Tamas seemed to be doing much better at it, but Klaus had pride and would never admit it to him. Although he got to choose his own hours, Klaus found himself having to work almost every hour he could to keep the business afloat, muggle life was much different to life at wizarding school when his parents had paid for everything for him. The other problem was that the sociable young man hadn't been able to hang out in the bars every other night, which meant that he hadn't met any girls, and despite the fact that Tamas was going to be tied down for life, Klaus found himself growing a little jealous of his cousin, Frannie sure was one hell of a woman.
He wondered if that 'hell of a woman' was having a hens night, she didn't seem like the type, nevertheless he was pleased Tamas was having a night out to celebrate his last night of freedom, and pleased that he was the only one going with him. It avoided the awkwardness of meeting new people and getting drunk with them, something Klaus could do at any sports bar in the muggle world. That morning Klaus had made sure that he had finished off his clients early, without racing through them too quickly because tattooing was a serious thing. He finished the day at four o'clock with a young woman having her boyfriend's name tattooed in a heart, which Klaus thought was about the silliest thing someone could ever do, apart from when a customer had their spouse's face tattooed across their back. Finally the day which seemed to drag on forever was over and Klaus retired to the above apartment to put on his bachelor party outfit. The week before he had been into a muggle second hand store and found what he could only describe as the most hideous and puffy wedding dress he had seen in his life, it had only been ten pounds so he had bought it that instant.
So around ten at night Klaus left his apartment with the wedding dress on, looking rather ridiculous with the white lace against the harshness of the tattoos on his arms and the piercing in his nose, but he didn't seem to care. He had in his hand a garter, that he had been very embarrassed to admit that he had sewn himself, with ripped bits of material from the dress that graced his slim body. It had been embarrassing enough for Klaus to discover he even had a sewing machine, and he had come to the conclusion that one of his ex-girlfriends had left it behind and that she wouldn't mind him using it. When Tamas had arrived to meet him, he had laughed, but Klaus didn't care, instead he slipped the garter onto his cousin's thigh and patted him on the back rather boyishly laughing at himself. It hadn't taken them long to apparate to the golf course, having magic had its advantages sometimes. "Come on you idiot, let's end this night on a high note!" he yelled into Tamas ear as he swaggered onto the golf course, his arm around Tamas and a wine cooler in the other hand. It was quite obvious that he had had a few pre-bachelor party drinks to get up the courage to go out in his current ensemble. As Klaus flipped his head around he stopped, mid-swagger, and he noticed something quite remarkable, a very beautiful and fit young woman, her dark skin highlighted by the fairy lights scattered along the grass, and of course she was only made more beautiful by the Klaus' blood alcahol levels. A sly grin spread across the young man's face "Heyyy theeereee sexyyyy laddyyyyyyy" he hollered across the course as she looked rather surprised and seemed to hurridly walk away from the pair.
"Do you know her cuz?" Klaus asked, patting his cousin on the back, she seemed familiar but Klaus didn't have much to do with the wizarding world so he couldn't pin point where he had seen her. A few hourse and hundreds of mis-hits later the boys were well and truly plastered and it had reached the early hours of the morning and it seemed Klaus had decided he was rubbish and golfing, even worse when he was drunk. By some miracle the pair managed to apparate back to Klaus' apartment without being splinched and they fell on the floor in front of the door laughing, as the twenty-three year old struggled with the key to the door, and gave up. It seemed some sensability stayed with him though, he tore a piece of his dress off and wrapped it around his fist, smashing the window pane in the door and sticking his arm through it, unlocking it from the inside and letting the drunk pair inside. "You, you know what your girl would love?" Klaus slurred, "A tattoo, I could, you know," he said motioning towards the bed in which he gave people tattoos and waved his fingers around, stupidly suggesting Tamas get a tattoo of his bride's name to surprise her. Tamas mumbled what he wanted drawn and drunkly spelt out Frances' name, and Klaus pushed him onto the bed, laughing too loudly as he grabbed the needle and a shaver, if his cousin wanted the tattoo on his calf he would have to get shaved first.
So there the two cousins were, drunk as skunks, Klaus standing over Tamas in a wedding dress looking down at the calf he had shaved all over, because he had clumsily kept cutting the skin and had to shave more areas to get a patch that could actually tattooed. Usually the law dictated that Klaus could not tattoo a drunk customer, in fact that law was dictated right on the wall behind where the young man stood, but he too was drunk and far beyond remembering this. And so it began, the needle pierced Tamas' bare shaven skin one, two, three, times and he hardly flinched due to the alcahol having such beautiful numbing powers. Klaus carefully (as carefully as you could when drunk as a badly smelling rodent) spelled out what his cousin had told him "F-R-A-N-S-I-S". Then next to the clear letters he carefully drew a rock, as Tamas had explained to him that Frances was his 'rock', it was exactly the thing that sober Klaus advised everyone against, but drunk Klaus was much more fun. Just as the unrecognisable circle was being finished off the owner of the tattoo parlour heard the screeching of tyres, the police had been called by a neighbour who had thought the break in was performed by a criminal. Klaus only laughed this off, putting his hands up in the air and dropping the needle. "Woah guys, I can only do one at a time, you'll have to line up if you want me to perform this magic on you". But by some miracle the poice officers managed to work out that it was a bachelor party and only issued the Mauven's a fine, which Tamas paid, since after hiring out the golf course Klaus was almost skint. So the night ended, but not on such a high note like Klaus had wanted, instead it ended with his body, half out of the wedding dress, draped across the couch out the back of the parlour, drool trailing from his mouth into a small pool on the black and white checkerboard vinyl of the shop.
Klaus wouldn't wake for a while yet, he was tired from all of the hilarity that had ensued that night and was lulled into a perfect dream, little did he know that he would awake to his cousin in a most compromising position, and he wouldn't even remember half of the night that had passed, it would be left their perfect secret and a riddle for them both to figure out on the way to Tamas' wedding, the first day of the rest of his very interesting life with 'Fransis'.