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Panda stood on the tips of her toes, peeking out above the crowd to look for her brother's head. It would be fairly easy to spot. He has nerd hair, thought Panda. I should get him to change that. It is quite embarrassing. She scowled as another first year trod on her shoe.
"Watch it, you little snipe," she hissed in his ear. "As soon as I learn how to hex, I shall turn your eyes into potatoes for all the good they are. Turn around and stop sniveling, people are looking" added Panda, jabbing him in the back. She was given odd looks from a few students at the tables. Smiling, she turned back to the boy. "Thank you for telling me my shoe-lace was untied," she said fondly, her voice slightly louder this time. She bent down as if to tie up her shoe-lace. Taking advantage of her momentary lack of height, she scanned the feet around her also. There was no sign of her brother's dorky sneakers. It did not occur to Panda that she had bought him those very sneakers in December. She huffed in disapproval. As she stood, the room suddenly hushed. The head of Hogwarts had started his speech. Instinctively, she tuned out to the adult's voice.
Startled awake from her daydreams, Panda looked around. She was now second in the line of first years waiting to be sorted. A thrill of fear lanced through her stomach. They said that the hat could see into your very mind. Panda knew exactly what the hat would see. A mind full of sarcastic comments, nasty schemes and many thoughts of herself. Always introspective, she knew herself quite well. At the same time, she also knew that many people hated these sorts of characteristics. Anybody who knew her well enough simply despised her. It was the very reason she kept these most vile thoughts to herself. The idea that the hat might see into her mind, and expose her for the beastly person she was, nearly made her knees knock. Panda tried so hard to look like a good person.
"Tormaigh, Panda!"
Once again, she was given strange looks. Naturally, it was her name that made them furrow their brows. What kind of person was named Panda, anyway? She puffed up her chest and stalked over to the hat. She resisted the urge to shake her fist at it as she sat gingerly down to be sorted. The hat fell over her eyes. A tingle rang in her ears, and she knew the hat was 'sorting'. With the most vehemence she could muster in her mind, she spat out mentally; "If you reveal me, you cobwebby half-linen bred old coot", trying to think of the worst things to call a hat, "I shall curse that torn pocket you call a mouth shut, do you hear me?"
Oh dear. What had she done, this time? Her knees began to knock again. Oh well, thought Panda. Perhaps it had done the trick. Boy, was Panda in trouble.
"You clearly don't understand the precepts of the magical world, so let me lay this out for you. I was bewitched by the four founders of the original Hogwarts to have a mind, personality, and be able to sort students. I am old magic, I am wise magic, I am magic in its truest and purest form, really - and powerful magic, at that. Not just anybody can bewitch a hat like me, only those four have ever truly done it - the greatest witches and wizards in history created me and no incantation you will ever come across will undo that, or stop me from doing what I was created to do. Do you understand that? What business have I to reveal your thoughts? I've seen a lot of minds, read a lot of thoughts, sorted plenty of students - some the darkest wizards and witches in their respective ages. Compared to them you're nothing at all, so don't even think you're something special there, either. Now, if you're ready to shut your mouth I'll sort you, otherwise we can both just sit here, and you'll be the one looking like a dork, not I. Alright then, glad you saw it my way. Surprisingly enough you're a GRYFFINDOR!"
Panda sat with her mouth open, flabbergasted. Silently, she took that hat off with trembling hands, and wobbled to her new table.
"Watch it, you little snipe," she hissed in his ear. "As soon as I learn how to hex, I shall turn your eyes into potatoes for all the good they are. Turn around and stop sniveling, people are looking" added Panda, jabbing him in the back. She was given odd looks from a few students at the tables. Smiling, she turned back to the boy. "Thank you for telling me my shoe-lace was untied," she said fondly, her voice slightly louder this time. She bent down as if to tie up her shoe-lace. Taking advantage of her momentary lack of height, she scanned the feet around her also. There was no sign of her brother's dorky sneakers. It did not occur to Panda that she had bought him those very sneakers in December. She huffed in disapproval. As she stood, the room suddenly hushed. The head of Hogwarts had started his speech. Instinctively, she tuned out to the adult's voice.
Startled awake from her daydreams, Panda looked around. She was now second in the line of first years waiting to be sorted. A thrill of fear lanced through her stomach. They said that the hat could see into your very mind. Panda knew exactly what the hat would see. A mind full of sarcastic comments, nasty schemes and many thoughts of herself. Always introspective, she knew herself quite well. At the same time, she also knew that many people hated these sorts of characteristics. Anybody who knew her well enough simply despised her. It was the very reason she kept these most vile thoughts to herself. The idea that the hat might see into her mind, and expose her for the beastly person she was, nearly made her knees knock. Panda tried so hard to look like a good person.
"Tormaigh, Panda!"
Once again, she was given strange looks. Naturally, it was her name that made them furrow their brows. What kind of person was named Panda, anyway? She puffed up her chest and stalked over to the hat. She resisted the urge to shake her fist at it as she sat gingerly down to be sorted. The hat fell over her eyes. A tingle rang in her ears, and she knew the hat was 'sorting'. With the most vehemence she could muster in her mind, she spat out mentally; "If you reveal me, you cobwebby half-linen bred old coot", trying to think of the worst things to call a hat, "I shall curse that torn pocket you call a mouth shut, do you hear me?"
Oh dear. What had she done, this time? Her knees began to knock again. Oh well, thought Panda. Perhaps it had done the trick. Boy, was Panda in trouble.
"You clearly don't understand the precepts of the magical world, so let me lay this out for you. I was bewitched by the four founders of the original Hogwarts to have a mind, personality, and be able to sort students. I am old magic, I am wise magic, I am magic in its truest and purest form, really - and powerful magic, at that. Not just anybody can bewitch a hat like me, only those four have ever truly done it - the greatest witches and wizards in history created me and no incantation you will ever come across will undo that, or stop me from doing what I was created to do. Do you understand that? What business have I to reveal your thoughts? I've seen a lot of minds, read a lot of thoughts, sorted plenty of students - some the darkest wizards and witches in their respective ages. Compared to them you're nothing at all, so don't even think you're something special there, either. Now, if you're ready to shut your mouth I'll sort you, otherwise we can both just sit here, and you'll be the one looking like a dork, not I. Alright then, glad you saw it my way. Surprisingly enough you're a GRYFFINDOR!"
Panda sat with her mouth open, flabbergasted. Silently, she took that hat off with trembling hands, and wobbled to her new table.





