"Alright, Children! Gather 'round! Grandpaps Nicy-las has a story to share with you"
HNZ as from my memory:
Some of you have likely heard me talk about pieces of this, but here it all is at once.
I joined HNZ one night when I saw a link on Facebook. I read "RPG" and thought it was something along the lines of Runescape, or at least some sort of Flash game - something to keep me occupied for a few minutes, or even hours, that night and then I could go to sleep and move on. Hahaha. Wasn't I a dreamer.

The whole 'type out what your character does' thing mystified me. I was like "lolwut? How could that possibly be exciting?" I used to mock friends who went to sites like
Gaia Online and then I was swept up in HNZ.

An ode to irony, I say.
I registered with the username
cedric_diggs and was promptly helped to change it. Sorting for Y1 was closing (supposedly... but it was later extended) that night but I somehow failed at reading the date and thought I'd missed the deadline, so I applied to have a professor. I applied for Charms, to be precise, as the application was still up. I was then told the position had actually been filled, and offered DADA. I took the post. Then I was offered Gryffindor HoH. I accepted that post, too.
Then enter Nick being a n00bey RPer (that's right, not much has changed

). I used chat speak and emoticons in posts (though never too much chat speak, really). Lots of emoticons, too. (Not much has changed there, either, except it's seldom in roleplays now). I decided my character would be the cool professor all the students loved - so I got myself involved in a roleplay with Bruin (you all know him), Heath Lambert (account deleted, I fear =( 'twas an old practise to delete inactive users - but he was awesome, Hufflepuff, and Canadian... but I repeat myself

) and Sophia Stark (many of you should know her, too). Heath and Bruin had done something (found the Slytherin common room password, I believe... both IC and OOC) and Sophia was not happy. ENTER KINGY! "HAVE NO FEAR, CHILDRENZ! I TOLD BRUIN AND HEATH TO DO THAT FOR... SEKRET... REASONS!" Sophia then got rather, shall we say,
irked at Kingy IC and quite, I'll be blunt, pissed with me OOC. I then received a nasty PM which I responded to nastily.

This continue on for a few hours until I finally gave up, admitted that it was too late and too hot in my room to function, and that I was sorry. We later became good friends and shortly after that she admitted to being both Sophia Stark and Kaela McIlvoy to me (which, at the time, was the biggest secret in the world of HNZ).
This RP was the followed with a series of excursions (for my character and student characters) to the Borely Mansion. I then started dropping hints that Kingy was also an Auror and finally I had to request approval to make the plot legit - which I received. That was a good idea, and likely the start of Kingy's real character development, however, looking back at it, it was quite a n00by move.
I've seen most of the big changes on HNZ, and have been the catalyst/mover/shaker of most of the biggest ones. HNZ has become a third home to me, and it was through this board that I got to know forum softwares, HTML, CSS, a little bit of Javascript, and eventually become support staff for IF/ZB. HNZ has helped me as much as I've helped it, because through my trying to help out here I've learned so much that I wouldn't have bothered with otherwise.
I've seen plenty of drama here, too much, and have oft' considered when and how I should leave the board. I think I've only come to a point where I was truly prepared to leave once. I've met so many great, amazing, awesome, people here and lost contact with a few too many of them when they left this site for greener pastures in their lives.
I remember:
- Alicia posting a poll with generic skin options for us to vote on for a new skin, which never happened. * le sigh*
- Requesting to become a global mod to help Alicia out (and being denied because she felt it'd be confusing)
- Every spam since the first one (before "Spam" was originally posted, by the way, the OOC was a desert... people used to...
RP here.

)
- Being in a mad race with Courtney to have and maintain the top poster role (this was summer of 2007, I do believe - perhaps even summer 2008. Definitely one summer, because I remember having to go away to camp for a week and fearing she'd overtake me.)
- Reading every single RP on the board (back when that was possible).
- Crazy Amanda/Elizabeth (Estrella and Elizabeth Malfoy) RPs/plots/etc.
- Athene's creation of the skin
- Athene buying
http://hogwartsrp.com for us
- Becoming an Admin
- Creating my first and only student character, and having to abandon him before his second year.

(I now regret that I had him deleted.)
- Reading about the release of ZetaBoards and thinking it was dumb
- Converting to ZB and converting the skin to a ZB theme (which was how I learned CSS)
- Setting up our first fully functioning domain
http://hogwartsnewzealand.com
- TWT V1
- Other random st00f
I think it's been a good time, so far, despite my n00biness.
And now I'm too stuffed up to even try to think of more to type out. @_@