- Messages
- 38
After a particularly long Transfiguration lesson, Min-Ji was ready to head to lunch, but not before visiting the facilities. He was absolutely busting. It wasn't often he got caught out like that, since he was a well brought up young man who went before meals and during break times, but sometimes nature called at unexpected moments. Still, everything was in order- that was until he failed to immediately spot the loo. There were bathrooms on every floor, but the Australian boy couldn't find a sign anywhere. Min was near hopping by the time he'd rounded the bend, and desperately opened the first door he found.
Luck was supposedly with him that day, because behind that very door was the toilet he was seeking, however he quickly realised that there was a very good reason it wasn't clearly marked. If he'd stopped for more than a second, he would have seen the small piece of scribbled parchment in the place of the sign. Someone had nicked off with it and stuck the words 'Do Not Use - Ghost Hangout!' in its place. He'd missed the warning, though, and for that he was unpleasantly surprised.
This toilet was creepy. Even in his body's state of emergency, Min registered that fact and filed it away under 'Avoid at all costs in future'. His uncomfortable hop turned into a slow waddle as he hesitantly perused the creaking cubicles to find a toilet that didn't look like it was about to eat him. There was one, right down the end, of course, and he hoped to God he was in the boy's lav as he shut the door behind him. Despite the dripping pipes and cracked mirrors, the look he was using was beautifully clean. Suspicious, in hindsight, but a small miracle to a boy with a desperate need. Thus relieve, Min-Ji stood to flush, but upon pulling the chain (a chain? Really?), something made an odd sound.
Shlorp. Glip-glip-glip, bluuuuurgle, brghrghrghrghrgh-SLOP!
"WAAAAAAAARGH!"
Vex had been here. Definitely Vex. Who else had the time to rig up the toilet chain to the bottom of the cistern (above the head, in this case- this was a very old loo) and fill it with ketchup? Of course, the third year Ravenclaw had no idea with what he was now covered in, and burst out of the cubicle. He couldn't see, he was covered in red ... something, and the only thing he had going for him was that he couldn't pee himself in fear and shock. Min-Ji had never thought of himself as much of a screamer, but if there was ever a time to yell, it was now.
"Gwwwaarrrgh, gerroff-! Get it off! Get it offffffff!"
Luck was supposedly with him that day, because behind that very door was the toilet he was seeking, however he quickly realised that there was a very good reason it wasn't clearly marked. If he'd stopped for more than a second, he would have seen the small piece of scribbled parchment in the place of the sign. Someone had nicked off with it and stuck the words 'Do Not Use - Ghost Hangout!' in its place. He'd missed the warning, though, and for that he was unpleasantly surprised.
This toilet was creepy. Even in his body's state of emergency, Min registered that fact and filed it away under 'Avoid at all costs in future'. His uncomfortable hop turned into a slow waddle as he hesitantly perused the creaking cubicles to find a toilet that didn't look like it was about to eat him. There was one, right down the end, of course, and he hoped to God he was in the boy's lav as he shut the door behind him. Despite the dripping pipes and cracked mirrors, the look he was using was beautifully clean. Suspicious, in hindsight, but a small miracle to a boy with a desperate need. Thus relieve, Min-Ji stood to flush, but upon pulling the chain (a chain? Really?), something made an odd sound.
Shlorp. Glip-glip-glip, bluuuuurgle, brghrghrghrghrgh-SLOP!
"WAAAAAAAARGH!"
Vex had been here. Definitely Vex. Who else had the time to rig up the toilet chain to the bottom of the cistern (above the head, in this case- this was a very old loo) and fill it with ketchup? Of course, the third year Ravenclaw had no idea with what he was now covered in, and burst out of the cubicle. He couldn't see, he was covered in red ... something, and the only thing he had going for him was that he couldn't pee himself in fear and shock. Min-Ji had never thought of himself as much of a screamer, but if there was ever a time to yell, it was now.
"Gwwwaarrrgh, gerroff-! Get it off! Get it offffffff!"