Yo dude! Where are you?

Ryk

Aww. I'll have to rush over there and comfort you. :p
Yeesh. She must be some sort of lunatic. Perfect couple really.

Kenny
 
Kenny,

That's what I thought at first. Dude, she is cold as ice man. Seriously, plus she is majorly short. I met her, earlier.
I don't have time to tell you all the details but I'll tell you next letter dude.

Ryk
 
Ryk

Do you mean short short or need a ladder to kiss him short?? Lol.
I expected she would be cold. It's not like Mark to date a normal girl.

Kenny
 
Kenny,

Just a little short, about four ft seven or something ridiculous like that.
Oh man, not only was she cold but she didn't actually know Markov had left. She thought I was a messenger to apologise for him being a d!ck on their last date.

Ryk
 
Ryk

Wow. Markov said she was short but I thought he meant like five foot four or something.
Sh!t. How long's it been since the two of them actually spoke to each other?? She must have been p!ssed to hear he was over in America.

Kenny
 
Kenny

I know, serious midget right?
Oh she was, she was even more p!ssed when I told her it was her fault he left.

Ryk
 
Ryk

Watch it, she might hack away at your shins with a child safe axe.
I met a girl the other day. She seems pretty cool. You should meet her. ;)

Kenny
 
Kenny,

Lol much, I don't think she could reach my shins.
Oh, Who might she be?

Ryk
 
Kenny,

Lol, that's more like it.
Cool, don't expect much from the meeting, I'm pretty caught up with Lilith, she is awesome.
O.M.G. What's happening to me, I'm turning into a sappy girl.

Ryk
 
Ryk

Woah!! Sh!t!! Since when do you commit to one girl at a time??
Ha!! I can tell that and I haven't seen you in a few months.

Kenny
 
Kenny,

Dude, you know I commit when I'm serious when it's real.
Oh, by the way, that Shaylah girl, She bloody slapped me.

Ryk
 
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Ooo. It's gone that far has it??
What the f**k!! Why the hell did she do that?!

Kenny​
 
Kenny,

I don't know, she got psyco when I old her it was her fault he left. It's okay though, I did ram her into a wall for it. That girl annoys me.

Ryk
 
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<FONT font="Georgia">Ryk

Don't hurt her too much. I don't know whether Markov would forgive you if she got hurt because of you.

Kenny​
 

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