Vladimir Volkov
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HUFFLEPUFF VS RAVENCLAW
"Laaaaaadies and gentlemen!" The magically enhanced voice boomed out, echoing across the stands, "WELCOME! To the last match of the seaasoooon!!" The roar of the audience drowned out all other sounds as each stand appeared to compete with each other to see who could create the biggest din in existence. "Now today we have Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw competing against each other, both teams having shown they can win and even prevail in times of great stress! I'd be stressed if I had two heavy balls flying around trying to forcefully dismount me, mind you... Anyway! Let's first hold a moment for silence for Professor Manteia, who has departed this world - I mean, school, of ours ... Oh what the heck, it's not a funeral. Big 'M will be taking his leave! Saddened and joyous as some of you might be, we have a new referee on the field! Let's be welcoming sir Kristofer Kiriakis, whom will be being referee for this match! Why is it we never seem to have a referee for more than one match before they end up utterly ruined and sprawled on the ground, gasping for life...?"
As laughter took the stands, Vladimir Dragonski continued with his usual commentary. "Anyway! On the field now we have the Hufflepuff team led by Violet Bellamy, and I must say, what form that girl is in! What simplistic, natural beauty without makeup! What - Sorry, Ernest." The big bespectacled boy in the anorak was still seated beside him, intimidating Vladimir quite a bit. "Uh - Well back to the teams - Hufflepuff in the air - Look at 'em go ... Bellamy! Troque! Tipley! Havishmen! Esquire! Wright! And the very daunting man with the big bat, Priiiiiiiince!!" As the Hufflepuffs cheered, shaking the very Pitch with their enthusiasm, Vladimir ranted on about the opposing team. "Coming on the field are the Ravenclaws! First up is team star and beaut - Ahem - Uh - DRAGE IS ON THE FIELD!" Vladimir yelled, partly to stop Ernest attempting to behead him with a flowery umbrella he carried in case of Vladimir's more lewd comments. "Following her in the air, Getathorn! Reine! Knight! Potter! Paramore! Centauriiiiii!"
The cheers didn't last long from the Ravenclaws - right after he had introduced them, the match started with the shrill whistle blast, and the game begun. "Right off the whistle Potter grabs the quaffle - Flies off - Passes - Centauri gets it - Ravenclaw still in possession - Prince sends a bludger at Centauri - It's gonna hit 'im! - No, doesn't! - Paramore flies in - Acts as a human shield for Centauri - Painful, but excellent teamwork there ... - Centauri swoops down low - Passes to Potter - Potter snags it - Bellamy prepares herself - I would - Potter isn't deterred - takes the shot - RAVENCLAW SCORES!!"
Sapphire-coated stands rose in uproar as they celebrated the swift and sudden first score on their side. Vladimir whistled into the mic to get their attention, and continued the commentary. "Havishmen grabs the quaffle - Hufflepuff in possession - Potter like a true Raven, looking for an opportunity to steal the quaffle there - Arianna Tipley flies in close to Havishmen - Havishmen spots her and passes - Centauri intercepts it! - Ravenclaw in possession! - Centuari taking off like a rocket there - Flies in close to the hoopsies - Shoots - BELLAMY SAVES IT! - Close shave there, Bellamy." There was a mix of responses; groans from the Ravenclaws, relieved sighs from the Hufflepuffs - an intense game raging all around. "Potter's off - Grabs the quaffle, no hesitation - Whoomch! There goes a bludger from Prince, flying at Potter - Summer Reine blocks it - Potter keeps on flying - Shoots - RAVENCLAW SCORES!!!"
Instantly, right after scoring, the Ravenclaws snatched the quaffle from under the Hufflepuffs' noses again. "Centauri grabs the quaffle again, doesn't let up - Shoots again - Bellamy manages to save it once more! - What are the Hufflepuffs doing?! Get in the game, 'puffs!" There were exasperated groans coming from the Hufflepuff stands in response, while the Ravenclaws, for the most part, looked gleeful. "Tipley finally shows up! Go girl, go! Grabs the quaffle - shoots past the opposition - passes to Havishmen - Havishmen gets it - Centauri's on her tail like a really big cat after a fast lil' mouse! Hufflepuffs are zooming all over the place! Look at 'em go! - Doesn't work on Paramore apparently! - Paramore snatches the quaffle, flies off - Centauri drops the tail, flanks Paramore instead - Bellamy preps' herself for this - Potter joins the guard escort - All three Chasers from the blues are flying in formation now - Paramore drops from the formation - Shoots - Bellamy misses - No - BELLAMY SAVES IT ONCE AGAIN!"
The game continued at it's usual breakneck pace with no rest for the poor commentator. But that was Okay! Ernest was like a portable butler! Taking a bottle of water from Ernest - Who, at times, Vladimir admitted, was very useful - He took a drink of water and handed it back. "Right - Back to the game ..."
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HUFFLEPUFF : RAVENCLAW
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"Laaaaaadies and gentlemen!" The magically enhanced voice boomed out, echoing across the stands, "WELCOME! To the last match of the seaasoooon!!" The roar of the audience drowned out all other sounds as each stand appeared to compete with each other to see who could create the biggest din in existence. "Now today we have Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw competing against each other, both teams having shown they can win and even prevail in times of great stress! I'd be stressed if I had two heavy balls flying around trying to forcefully dismount me, mind you... Anyway! Let's first hold a moment for silence for Professor Manteia, who has departed this world - I mean, school, of ours ... Oh what the heck, it's not a funeral. Big 'M will be taking his leave! Saddened and joyous as some of you might be, we have a new referee on the field! Let's be welcoming sir Kristofer Kiriakis, whom will be being referee for this match! Why is it we never seem to have a referee for more than one match before they end up utterly ruined and sprawled on the ground, gasping for life...?"
As laughter took the stands, Vladimir Dragonski continued with his usual commentary. "Anyway! On the field now we have the Hufflepuff team led by Violet Bellamy, and I must say, what form that girl is in! What simplistic, natural beauty without makeup! What - Sorry, Ernest." The big bespectacled boy in the anorak was still seated beside him, intimidating Vladimir quite a bit. "Uh - Well back to the teams - Hufflepuff in the air - Look at 'em go ... Bellamy! Troque! Tipley! Havishmen! Esquire! Wright! And the very daunting man with the big bat, Priiiiiiiince!!" As the Hufflepuffs cheered, shaking the very Pitch with their enthusiasm, Vladimir ranted on about the opposing team. "Coming on the field are the Ravenclaws! First up is team star and beaut - Ahem - Uh - DRAGE IS ON THE FIELD!" Vladimir yelled, partly to stop Ernest attempting to behead him with a flowery umbrella he carried in case of Vladimir's more lewd comments. "Following her in the air, Getathorn! Reine! Knight! Potter! Paramore! Centauriiiiii!"
The cheers didn't last long from the Ravenclaws - right after he had introduced them, the match started with the shrill whistle blast, and the game begun. "Right off the whistle Potter grabs the quaffle - Flies off - Passes - Centauri gets it - Ravenclaw still in possession - Prince sends a bludger at Centauri - It's gonna hit 'im! - No, doesn't! - Paramore flies in - Acts as a human shield for Centauri - Painful, but excellent teamwork there ... - Centauri swoops down low - Passes to Potter - Potter snags it - Bellamy prepares herself - I would - Potter isn't deterred - takes the shot - RAVENCLAW SCORES!!"
Sapphire-coated stands rose in uproar as they celebrated the swift and sudden first score on their side. Vladimir whistled into the mic to get their attention, and continued the commentary. "Havishmen grabs the quaffle - Hufflepuff in possession - Potter like a true Raven, looking for an opportunity to steal the quaffle there - Arianna Tipley flies in close to Havishmen - Havishmen spots her and passes - Centauri intercepts it! - Ravenclaw in possession! - Centuari taking off like a rocket there - Flies in close to the hoopsies - Shoots - BELLAMY SAVES IT! - Close shave there, Bellamy." There was a mix of responses; groans from the Ravenclaws, relieved sighs from the Hufflepuffs - an intense game raging all around. "Potter's off - Grabs the quaffle, no hesitation - Whoomch! There goes a bludger from Prince, flying at Potter - Summer Reine blocks it - Potter keeps on flying - Shoots - RAVENCLAW SCORES!!!"
Instantly, right after scoring, the Ravenclaws snatched the quaffle from under the Hufflepuffs' noses again. "Centauri grabs the quaffle again, doesn't let up - Shoots again - Bellamy manages to save it once more! - What are the Hufflepuffs doing?! Get in the game, 'puffs!" There were exasperated groans coming from the Hufflepuff stands in response, while the Ravenclaws, for the most part, looked gleeful. "Tipley finally shows up! Go girl, go! Grabs the quaffle - shoots past the opposition - passes to Havishmen - Havishmen gets it - Centauri's on her tail like a really big cat after a fast lil' mouse! Hufflepuffs are zooming all over the place! Look at 'em go! - Doesn't work on Paramore apparently! - Paramore snatches the quaffle, flies off - Centauri drops the tail, flanks Paramore instead - Bellamy preps' herself for this - Potter joins the guard escort - All three Chasers from the blues are flying in formation now - Paramore drops from the formation - Shoots - Bellamy misses - No - BELLAMY SAVES IT ONCE AGAIN!"
The game continued at it's usual breakneck pace with no rest for the poor commentator. But that was Okay! Ernest was like a portable butler! Taking a bottle of water from Ernest - Who, at times, Vladimir admitted, was very useful - He took a drink of water and handed it back. "Right - Back to the game ..."
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HUFFLEPUFF : RAVENCLAW
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