Professor Crabapple's Office

[Barnaby Crabapple]

Image Credit to Tanja-Tiziana/Doublecrossed Photography

Professor Crabapple’s office is dark and cramped and almost impressively messy considering how long he’s been employed with the school. Books and papers sit strewn over every available surface and many more can be seen tucked under chair legs and wedged into corners when it became clear there was no more room on one of the many other precarious stacks around the room. The occasional shuffling noise can be heard, though whether that’s Professor Crabapple or something else that’s taken up residence amongst the scattered parchment is yet to be confirmed. A sign hangs on the door stating “The Professor is OUT”, though no one has ever seen it say anything else and the tell-tale smell of cigarette smoke and old coffee implies otherwise.​