Poison Apple

[Kieran Adam Boneheart]

Kieran Adam Boneheart was in his Slytherin robes and he really liked them. They were pretty green, though he would have rather yellow, he even asked the hat for Hufflepuff, but he couldn't and now he had to live with the fact that he couldn't be with his twin all of the time. It was difficult, because they were always together, they did everything together and now he hadn't seen her for awhile, it felt like a million years, but it really wasn't, Kieran was just feeling a little lonely at this time, it was weird not having his equally bubbly sister with him. The Great Hall of the school was a favourable place for the little Slytherin, because it was pretty, and there were a lot of people that he could talk to and be near. Just being within the vicinity of someone was enough to make him happy, because people made Kieran happy, especially nice people. He had yet to meet someone from his house, he'd seen people, but he hadn't had the opportunity to talk to them, something he regretted dearly, and was looking to change. Right now.

Sitting down at the Slytherin table, smiling at his fellow house mates, who all seemed a little busy eating their breakfasts. No problem, he wasn't about to force someone into talking to him. Filling up his plate with healthy things, such as the salads, putting on some lettuce, cherry tomatoes, grated carrot and more, he really loved to eat healthy stuff, because it was healthy and made him feel good. Looking at his plate with a small frown, his appetite ran away from him and he realised that he wasn't as hungry as he thought he was, but he had to eat something, so, pushing back his plate, Kieran reached for a juicy looking apple, but realised that someone else had gone for the apple too. "Oh I'm sorry!" He said, allowing the other person to take the apple. "I'm Kieran Boneheart!"
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[Perseus Kelize]

Percy had just woken up. It has been a week since he got here and he still haven't gotten used to his bed. He has been having insomnia all night. As far as he can recall, he slept last night at about 11:45 and he went to bed at 8:00. Hogwarts is pretty cool. With it's massive structure and all that. He pretty much likes it here now. A bit. Percy stood up from his bed. He noticed that he's the only one in here now. All of his roommates had already gone out in the sun. Percy rolled his eyes and walked towards the bathroom for a bath. After taking his bath, he clothed himself and did his everyday thing. When he was settled, he snatched a handkerchief and stashed it on his left pocket. He immediately went out of his room and headed towards the Great Hall.

Getting to the Great Hall is much easier for the Slytherins. Which is one of the perks of being one. The Dungeon is really near the Great Hall which saves the snakes a short period of time walking in those stupid stairs. He smirked at the thought of it. His sister is in Gryffindor and as what he heard her in an eavesdropped mode, the Gryffindor House is on the Seventh Floor Corridor which means that they're the ones who'll take the more effort to climb down all those stupid stairs. Percy finally reached the Hall. He went in and walked towards the Slytherin Table. He sat down and rubbed his hands, ready for another knock out meal. He grabbed a plate and started browsing. He noticed a big friend chicken wing and immediately snatched it and put on his plate. He saw some doughnuts and took four, he also added some beef steak and a cheeseburger. He saw this really delicious looking apple and went a grab for it. Just then, someone's hands were making a grab for it too. But the person immediately took out is hand and let Percy grab the chance. Percy grabbed it and put it on his plate. The boy apologized and introduce his name. Percy gave him weird look. He studied him for a second. "Nobody asked for your name, Yellow Head" Percy said haughtily.

 

[Kieran Adam Boneheart]

The day had been going very well for the little Slytherin boy. It was warm and bright outside, he'd been in the mood to play around and have a run, though he did miss his sister dearly and had not seen her as of yet, he tried to push those thoughts to the back of his mind and ignored them. Though right now the indoors were a little chilly for him, but atleast all of the food looked desirable, that was until Kieran had ran into this boy, this rather rude boy, and he was ruining Kieran's perfect day. A frown crossed the boys face as he was called 'yellow head'. What was that supposed to mean? Kieran was a dirty blonde haired person, not yellow, that would just be a little silly to have yellow hair, and it was quite upsetting for him to be called a Yellow Head. "I'm not a Yellow Head!" Now Kieran was quite cross. Why was this boy so rude, it dind't make sense, they had just met and already he was picking a fight? Well, Kieran was not going to put up with it, he was raised to be polite, but not to be passive.

A small huff left Kieran's lips and he decided that he'd scold the boy and teach him some manners. "You need to learn some respect. Treating people like that is rude and won't get you anywhere in the world." Where they in the same house? Surely not, Slytherin seemed like such a great house, full of people that had brains in their heads, this boy didn't seem very intelligent at all, he was far too rude.
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[Perseus Kelize]

All Percy wanted to do at the moment was to eat. He was definitely not in the mood for a stupid argument with some stupid boy. Percy sat down on the table, ignoring the boy. He grabbed the big fried chicken wing and started eating it. Darn, it was the best fried chicken he ever tasted. He finished real quick. Percy noticed Yellow Head's stupid frown on his stupid face. He smirked at the view. He looked more stupid than he already was. Kind of like what Andrea looks when he calls her Yellow Poop. Only the boy wasn't attacking him, unlike what Andrea did. Percy went right on eating. He only stopped when the boy cried something. He was just like Andrea. This blonde person with this red chili temper. Percy rolled his eyes upon hearing the boy. "Whatever" He said as he waved his hand. "Yellow Head" He added mockingly with an evil smirk.

The boy acts really weird. He made Percy think he was some kind of a priest or something. When he heard the boy's remark he turned his face towards him and looked at him with disgust. "Pfft! Manners and all that sh!t. Keep them to yourself, Yellow Head." Percy said, truly annoyed by this conversation he was having with this boy. The boy acted really weird. And manners? Oh, please. Who is he? The pope? Either the boy was mentally challenged or he was simply gay.

 

[Kieran Adam Boneheart]

Kieran was raised to be a polite boy. To try his best and to behave in an appropriate manner. This boy was acting like he had never been with civilisation before, was he raised to be this rude? Did his mother know he was like this when she was not around? Kieran had not been at Hogwarts for very long, and he wasn't an expert on his house or the other houses, but what he got from all of this was that the houses were sort of at competition with one another. Hopefully the Slytherin house was not full of people like this boy, otherwise Kiren wasn't sure he would be able to stand living with people like this boy. He was so different and strange and rude and Kieran couldn't stand it. Also, the boy ate a chicken leg like he hadn't eaten in a month, it made the small boy feel sick. Meat wasn't something that existed in Kieran's diet, because it wasn't something he enjoyed eating. Fruit and vegetables were his thing, like the apple he stupidly gave away to a total pig. "Do you not try to enjoy your food while you eat it? Or do you always just scoff everything down?" He asked sceptically. The boy had finished his chicken very quickly, Kieran was sure it was unhealthy.

Kieran soon realised that this boy was a pig. There was no other way to describe him. Was this boy taught manners? The Slytherin couldn't help but question the boy's parenting. "Are you serious?" He questioned, barely believing that the boy could be this rude and be his age. Manners were an important role in society, and even Kieran's ambitious nature didn't make him rude. "Manners are important for society to flow. Only pigs act that way you are." Kieran was admittedly a little hot-headed, usually he was a placid person that didn't get into fights, but he was cross and now he wasn't going to back away.
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[Perseus Kelize]

Percy rolled his eyes at Yellow Head. He was above sure that there was something wrong with this boy. He acts and talks like Percy's grandma. She's always talking about manners and how to act properly and how to treat girls like real men do and all that boring stuff she always says during Christmas. Percy eyed the boy suspiciously as he continued to bite on the chicken wing. Percy analyzed why Yellow Head had gotten in Slytherin. Obviously, he did not have the Slytherin qualities but Perseus guessed maybe he was ambitious. It was just a guess after all and he wasn't certain if it was true. Percy was really hungry. He hadn't had any dinner the previous night because he slept really long and woke up near midnight and he was too lazy to come upstairs to eat. Percy gave the boy a dirty look when he asked another one of his stupid questions. "What do you care?" He asked nastily. This boy was annoying him. Can't he just shut up and let Percy do his work? It was bad enough that Percy hadn't had dinner, he was also ruining his breakfast.

Now, Percy was fairly certain Yellow Head was gay. What else was he supposed to be? He can't be a boy since he acts totally girly-ish. Or grandma-ish. He also kept on talking like there was no tomorrow. Percy wanted to remind him that this was the Great Hall not the Student Lounge when he spoke first, again with the stupid questions. "Whatever. And I'm sure chickens act the way you are" He said, truly annoyed with this conversation he's having

 

[Kieran Adam Boneheart]

Kieran soon realised, that this boy was raised by nothing other than pigs. How it had not come to him sooner was impossible to know, but Kieran assured himself that this had to be the only reason for a human being acting so stupidly. He had never acted like this, because his parents raised him to be a human being, so he acted like one. When the other Slytherin replied, Kieran cocked his brow in question. "That was more of a rhetorical question. Meaning that I didn't expect you to answer. He stated starkly, crossing his arms across his chest. He was growing upset, and it probably showed in his eyes. It was extremely rare for Kieran to argue with someone, but he had been having a bad day, and this boy was just really upsetting him. He could barely believe that he was in this situation, because it just didn't happen, he was far too focused and placid to start fights, but that didn't mean he didn't participate in them. The Slytherin wasn't one to be stepped on, especially if the person he was upset with was a horrible little boy and didn't deserve to be in the same house as him.

Kieran was admittedly getting a little emotional and upset, but he made sure he kept it together though, he wasn't going to make himself too angry or upset. He was pretty much new and the last thing he wanted was to make an enemy, that'd be horrible. Maybe they were both just too hungry, that was the thing that was probably fuelling this. Taking a deep breath to calm his thoughts, Kieran picked out a nice strawberry and began eating it, obviously trying to calm himself down. If the boy wasn't going to try and make friends, Kieran was going to be the bigger man. Even though he really wanted to tell the boy off for insulting him, he swallowed his insult and smiled slightly at the boy, making sure it looked as genuine as possible. "I think we got off on the wrong book." He said, nibbling on his strawberry. "I apologise for shouting at you, and I'm wondering what your name is." He added. Kieran just wanted to make friends with people in his house, he didn't want an enemy.
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[Perseus Kelize]

Boneheart was obviously mad. And by 'mad', Percy means mad as in crazy and mad as in angry. Yellow Head was both and it was sad really. How a person could be like that and act ladylike at the same time. Percy was sure he belonged to a "unique kind" of specimen also know as homos. He smirked at his thought. It was funny really. Percy had met lots of homos before but never at Hogwarts. He thought this place was completely gay-free but it turned out he was wrong. Percy shook his head. His smirk grew wider as he imagines Yellow Head, with his temper and girly actions, wearing a pink gown. He chuckled at his own thought and went back into eating. Hearing Yellow Head's geeky answer made Percy snort. "Pfft! Rhetorical my arse!" He nastily said and he bites into another chicken wing. Seriously, this boy should be in either Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. He definitely fits right into their qualities. With his stupid 'manners matte' theory and his geeky mental status, Percy wouldn't be surprised if the Sorting Hat soon realizes his own mistake and transfer Boneheart in either of those houses.

Percy face morphed into another smirk as he saw Yellow Head's furious expression. Merlin, he reminded him of Andrea. Although, Percy wasn't sure if his sister was homo. He was sure she never liked a boy before but he was also sure she never liked a girl also. Percy rolled his eyes upon noticing Boneheart take a deep breath. It was like his reassuring himself. It was like he was going to explode any minute now. Percy, on the other hand, stayed calm and continued eating his chicken. Percy threw the boy a weird look when he saw him smile. He was by far the weirdest person Percy has ever met. When Percy heard him apologize, he almost spat the chicken skin he's been chewing on his mouth on to the floor. 'What is wrong with this boy?' He asked himself. Percy hesitated as he looked at the boy, amazed by his words. 'What person in his right mind would yell at someone and then immediately apologize?' He asked again. Percy smirked again when a thought entered him. "I'm John" He casually lied, testing if the boy was smart or simply stupid.

 

[Kieran Adam Boneheart]

This was just getting worse and worse and the Slytherin was just getting more frustrated. Kieran exhaled sharply in annoyance. Why did he have to meet this boy? He was absolutely dreadful. He should have just moved along and found someone far more interesting to talk to. In fact, he should have just found his sister and sat with her instead, it would have made him feel so much better. The blonde had no idea why the horrible little boy was smirking, but he didn't like it, at all. He considered just getting up and leaving, but that'd be rude and he couldn't bare to leave a conversation angry, this boy had gotten the better of him, and he didn't like it at all. He took a deep breath to calm himself, he wasn't going to allow this brat to ruin his day. It was just the beginning of the day and to go through it angry with himself and someone else would just be unbearable. In an attempt to be the bigger person again, he settled himself into his seat and picked at some lettuce and tomato, it was time to try and make friends. Usually making friends was easy for him, so he was determined to fix this.

Kieran ignored the boy's comment and just continued picking at his food. It was obvious that he was still annoyed, but he was trying his best to cover it. He didn't want to continue yelling any more, it didn't help anything and it just made him feel horrible. The boy seemed to hesitate, and for a moment, concern showed up on Kieran's face. Was there something wrong with the boy/ Was he about the throw up? When he replied, Kieran wasn't sure if he should trust the boy, because their current track record wasn't good, but why would the boy lie about his name? It was just a name. The blonde forced a smile onto his face, determined to be as polite and warm as he could manage. "Hello John, once again, I'm sorry I yelled at you before. I hope ... we can be friends?" He just wanted some friends, was that too much to ask?
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[Perseus Kelize]

Percy continued to eat. This rubbish argument involving manners only bored him and made him hungrier. He took another chicken wing, this time soaked with special spicy sauce. Percy licked his lips with anticipation. No one was ever going to steal that wing from him. Percy smelled its delightful aroma, and then took a huge bite. The moment his tongue landed on the chicken’s perfectly covered skin, his eyes widened with amazement. He had never tasted such perfection before. This chicken was by far, the best chicken he has ever tasted in his whole life. He finished it in seconds then dug for more. A heavy eater like him, people wondered why his weight never went over the appropriate weight for kids his age. He had the same condition as Andrea had. Four years at Hogwarts with more amount of food than needed, his sister’s body remained fit and so did Percy’s. Andrea had once opened this issue up to their mother and asked for an explanation. She feared that maybe they carried some kind of disease. This was typical of hers. Percy always hated when she got all biological and annoying. Their mum told them that it was nothing to worry about and that they inherited it from their father.

Boneheart still look annoyed and defeated. He was trying his hard to hide it still showed. Percy smirked at his expression. He was one of those people that Percy loved to pick at. Although, he still doesn’t get why Boneheart apologized quickly. Was he intimidated by Percy’s charm or was he simply a coward? Percy guessed maybe it had to do with both. Percy waited with anticipation as Yellow Head thought about his reply. He wanted to find out for himself if this boy had really had some brains or if he was just plain stupid. Percy stifled a big horse laugh when he heard Kieran Boneheart’s reply. His suggestion was as insane as his stupidness. Percy tried really hard not to roll on the floor laughing. He had to bit the inside of his cheeks just to remain calm. He was starting to like this guy. His IQ entertained Percy. Percy gave him a grin. “I can’t see why not?” He replied.