- Messages
- 62
When Armando had gotten his letter from the Salem Wizard's Institute, he'd quickly given up most of his muggle behaviours in favour of wizarding culture, and it had been working well for him for over thirty years. There was one pleasure, however, that most wizards knew nothing about, and that was driving. Being muggleborn had its advantages when it came to better protection in a vehicle, or rather of the vehicle. At this point in his single life, Arman couldn't care less about getting into an accident, insofar as his 1983 Chevrolet El Camino was untouched. The navy blue car hadn't seen a scratch since the day he'd bought it and as he flew down the highway at seventy-five miles per hour, no one was getting close enough to check that fact.
The National Wizarding Wireless spewed out last night's Quidditch scores which Arman ignored. He twisted the dial, rolling his eyes at goblin grunge and twisting past Celestina Warbeck (why was that woman still alive, let alone singing?) till it settled on a fast, lyricless beat that had him tapping the steering wheel with his fingers.
Arman had slowed with the flow of traffic as he approached the Hidden City in Colorado, a massive haven for witches, wizards and all other magic-using creatures closest to Denver. He felt the fizz of the city-wide Notice-Me-Not Charm under his skin as he pulled into the exit lane that the muggle cars obliviously ignored. As far as they were aware, Arman had driven off-road onto a dirt lane that lead to a 'broken silo' and an empty paddock. The fizz dissipated but the tingle of magic never left. Suddenly the road became much louder with wizards slowing to shout greetings to each other and Armando shaking his head and swerving around them. There weren't many official driving laws in Wizarding Cities. As far as the Ministry was concerned, if you could cast a strong enough shield charm, you could drive in the Hidden City. Charms weren't enough to mitigate Arman's almost terminal bad luck that day, as one wizard merged happily from the exit lane directly into his Chevy without indicating.
Suddenly the increased traffic made sense. Life stopped being linear and continued in bursts of clarity. Arman glanced to the side, took in the banners welcoming the Chudley Cannons to their fifth away game pinned on streelamps, the orange scarf wrapped tightly around the idiotic wizard's pudgy neck, the clink as his side-mirror clipped the Chevy, and then life rapidly returned to speed. Tires screeched as cars swerved to avoid Arman's Chevy as it was pushed into the third lane. He gripped the steering wheel, swearing as the guardrail shattered his right mirror. He didn't feel the pain of the door crushing his left leg until both cars had skidded to a stop. Arman was pinned, swearing in three different dialects of Spanish while the other driver hurried to tear his scarf from his eyes where it had flipped in the wind. The chaos on the street quietened as witches and witches stopped in horror to stare at what was probably their first experience of a car accident. Arman ignored all of them in favour of checking his leg. It was quite stuck, and probably pierced by broken metal which would explain the pain and small amounts of blood, but no bones were broken on a cursory inspection. He didn't spare the time to respond to the offending wizard's desperate apologies, nor to the gathering crowd who'd moved forward to help him out of the car.
"Get out of the way!" he growled. People scattered as he cast a Reductowith slightly too much force, which blasted the door from his leg and allowed him to stand.
Ten minutes later and Armando had limped his way well out of the crash zone, leaving the ministry officials to pick up the pieces. At least there were no memories to be wiped, but it was a small consolation when his beautiful Chevy was totaled. He'd waved off the attempts of the mediwizards to get him transported to the nearest hospital and trudged towards the location of the diner he'd originally been heading towards. People dressed in Cannon's jerseys and Colorado's home team's stared at the limping Spaniard in the dark grey jacket. A knot of fans ahead almost got him to cross the street until he realised that they were clustered around a few Quidditch players in orange jackets. Armando felt a sudden surge of anger and limped a little faster, pushing through the fans to stand in their midst before the players in front of him, including a Cannons Beater. She was a pretty, dark-haired woman that he might have been willing to pursue under less aggravating circumstances.
"So what is this?" said Arman, spreading his arms. A few witches gasped at the shard of metal sticking out of his jean's leg at thigh level and the growing bruise on his cheek. He was a spectacular mess.
"Cojeme*, a man cannot just take his car into the city for food, no." said Arman in his thick Spanish accent. "He has to wade through this chicken mierda to find his own ass."
The National Wizarding Wireless spewed out last night's Quidditch scores which Arman ignored. He twisted the dial, rolling his eyes at goblin grunge and twisting past Celestina Warbeck (why was that woman still alive, let alone singing?) till it settled on a fast, lyricless beat that had him tapping the steering wheel with his fingers.
Arman had slowed with the flow of traffic as he approached the Hidden City in Colorado, a massive haven for witches, wizards and all other magic-using creatures closest to Denver. He felt the fizz of the city-wide Notice-Me-Not Charm under his skin as he pulled into the exit lane that the muggle cars obliviously ignored. As far as they were aware, Arman had driven off-road onto a dirt lane that lead to a 'broken silo' and an empty paddock. The fizz dissipated but the tingle of magic never left. Suddenly the road became much louder with wizards slowing to shout greetings to each other and Armando shaking his head and swerving around them. There weren't many official driving laws in Wizarding Cities. As far as the Ministry was concerned, if you could cast a strong enough shield charm, you could drive in the Hidden City. Charms weren't enough to mitigate Arman's almost terminal bad luck that day, as one wizard merged happily from the exit lane directly into his Chevy without indicating.
Suddenly the increased traffic made sense. Life stopped being linear and continued in bursts of clarity. Arman glanced to the side, took in the banners welcoming the Chudley Cannons to their fifth away game pinned on streelamps, the orange scarf wrapped tightly around the idiotic wizard's pudgy neck, the clink as his side-mirror clipped the Chevy, and then life rapidly returned to speed. Tires screeched as cars swerved to avoid Arman's Chevy as it was pushed into the third lane. He gripped the steering wheel, swearing as the guardrail shattered his right mirror. He didn't feel the pain of the door crushing his left leg until both cars had skidded to a stop. Arman was pinned, swearing in three different dialects of Spanish while the other driver hurried to tear his scarf from his eyes where it had flipped in the wind. The chaos on the street quietened as witches and witches stopped in horror to stare at what was probably their first experience of a car accident. Arman ignored all of them in favour of checking his leg. It was quite stuck, and probably pierced by broken metal which would explain the pain and small amounts of blood, but no bones were broken on a cursory inspection. He didn't spare the time to respond to the offending wizard's desperate apologies, nor to the gathering crowd who'd moved forward to help him out of the car.
"Get out of the way!" he growled. People scattered as he cast a Reductowith slightly too much force, which blasted the door from his leg and allowed him to stand.
Ten minutes later and Armando had limped his way well out of the crash zone, leaving the ministry officials to pick up the pieces. At least there were no memories to be wiped, but it was a small consolation when his beautiful Chevy was totaled. He'd waved off the attempts of the mediwizards to get him transported to the nearest hospital and trudged towards the location of the diner he'd originally been heading towards. People dressed in Cannon's jerseys and Colorado's home team's stared at the limping Spaniard in the dark grey jacket. A knot of fans ahead almost got him to cross the street until he realised that they were clustered around a few Quidditch players in orange jackets. Armando felt a sudden surge of anger and limped a little faster, pushing through the fans to stand in their midst before the players in front of him, including a Cannons Beater. She was a pretty, dark-haired woman that he might have been willing to pursue under less aggravating circumstances.
"So what is this?" said Arman, spreading his arms. A few witches gasped at the shard of metal sticking out of his jean's leg at thigh level and the growing bruise on his cheek. He was a spectacular mess.
"Cojeme*, a man cannot just take his car into the city for food, no." said Arman in his thick Spanish accent. "He has to wade through this chicken mierda to find his own ass."
Out of Character:
- *I am not translating this!