Wow, I'm glad that you have so much faith in me! No, I wasn't kidnapped by centaurs, but nice story. Anyway, good to hear that mom's okay. And you're right, I would be embarassed if she was my teacher. Don't you see what she acts like with Adam and I? Always hugging us and patting down our hair, it would be humiliating.
What? An older man? God, Temp, you always go for the guys that are off-limits! What about Mike? He's liked you for years, and I approve of him. You could get into a lot of trouble if you say anything, so just.. promise me that you won't do anything, Temp! Older dudes = trouble. And you know that my mom watches out for you, don't ruin that. Sorry, you said no lectures, but I couldn't just ignore that! Subject change, wahzam.
So you're starting a scrapbook? Yeah, I agree, you won't have the patience. I bet you right now, that you will get angry at the glue not cooperating, and just set the book on fire. 50 galleons? You've never been an arty person. Anyway, I'll enclose some moving photographs with my next letter, I don't have the time to take any today.
Wasn't I home last holidays? Oh right, I was at school. Yeah, I know, I should have been out of those doors as soon as the holidays began, but I just wanted to get settled in better and stuff. I know, I know, I really need to write to Adam, but you know how clingy he can be. Sometimes it's best to just separate yourself from him, you know? Anyway, I'll be home these coming holidays, so I'll see him, and you, then. And actually, I think that you'd make a pretty good parent. Your kids would be incredibly badly-behaved and curse like nothing else, but they'd be cool. They'd certainly be cool.
Stay away from that older guy!
Max.