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ALEXIS MARIE RICHARDE!
CINDERELLA'S ON HER BEDROOM FLOOR
SHE'S GOT A CRUSH ON THE GUY AT THE LIQUOR STORE
BLOOD BOND there was once a wonderful musician, who went quite forlorn
SOUL MATES through a forest and thought of all manner of things, and when
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS nothing was left for him to think about, he said to himself
APPLE OF MY EYE time is beginning to pass heavily with me here in the forest
BEHIND BARS WITH i will fetch hither a good companion for myself. then he took his
AID AND ABET fiddle from his back, and played so that it echoed through the trees
SHARE MONEY it was not long before a wolf came trotting through the thicket towards
HELP WITH BODY him. ah, here is a wolf coming. i have no desire for him, said the
STAY ON YOUR SOFA musician but the wolf came nearer and said to him, ah dear
STAY ON THEIR SOFA musician, how beautifully you play. i should like to learn
BAIL OUT OF JAIL that, too. it is soon learnt, the musician replied, you have only
MATES BEFORE DATES to do all that i bid you. oh, musician, said the wolf, i will
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS obey you as a scholar obeys his master. the musician bade
DRINKING BUDDIES him follow, and when they had gone part of the way together
FRIEND OF A FRIEND they came to an old oak-tree which was hollow inside and
LOVER TURNED FRIEND cleft in the middle. look, said the musician, if you will learn
FREE INFORMATION to fiddle, put your fore paws into this crevice. the wolf obeyed
6 DEGREES OF SEPARATION but the musician quickly picked up a stone and with
A SPADE IS A SPADE one blow wedged his two paws so fast that he was forced
NEVER MET to stay there like a prisoner. wait there until i come back again.
SLEEPING BEAUTY'S IN A FOUL MOOD
FOR SHAME! SHE SAYS
FUTURE FINAL in olden times when wishing still helped one, there lived a king
ARRANGED MARRIAGE whose daughters were all beautiful, but the youngest was
MARRIED/PARTNERS so beautiful that the sun itself, which has seen so much, was
ENGAGED/LONG TERM astonished whenever it shone in her face. close by the king's
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP castle lay a great dark forest, and under an old lime-tree
PAST RELATIONSHIP in the forest was a well, and when the day was very warm
EX ON GOOD TERMS the king's child went out into the forest and sat down by the
EX ON BAD TERMS side of the cool fountain, and when she was bored she
ATTRACTED TO YOU took a golden ball, and threw it up on high and caught it
ATTRACTED TO HER/HIM and this ball was her favorite plaything. now it so
MUTUAL ATTRACTION happened that on one occasion the princess's golden
MUTUAL FLIRTING ball did not fall into the little hand which she was holding
LOVE/HATE STORY up for it, but on to the ground beyond, and rolled straight
ON/OFF RELATIONSHIP into the water. the king's daughter followed it with her
FORBIDDEN LOVE eyes, but it vanished, and the well was deep, so deep that the
UNREQUITED LOVE bottom could not be seen. at this she began to cry, and cried
STALKING YOU louder and louder, and could not be comforted. and as she thus
STALKING HIM/HER lamented someone said to her, "what ails you, king's daughter?
BEDROOM BUDDIES you weep so that even a stone would show pity." she looked
ONE NIGHTER round to the side from whence the voice came. and saw a frog
ONCE UPON A FARAWAY KINGDOM
MAN MADE UP A STORY SAID THAT I SHOULD BELIEVE HIM
ARCH RIVAL once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful
HARDCORE HATRED daughter. now it happened that he had to go and speak
ONE SIDED HATE to the king, and in order to make himself appear important
MUTUAL HATE he said to him, I have a daughter who can spin straw into gold.
ENEMY OF A FRIEND the king said to the miller, that is an art which pleases me
ENEMY OF THE FAMILY well, if your daughter is as clever as you say, bring her
DIFFERENT SIDES to-morrow to my palace, and I will put her to the test and
REVENGE IS SWEET when the girl was brought to him he took her into a room
EX ON BAD TERMS which was quite full of straw, gave her a spinning-wheel and
HATE/LOVE STORY a reel, and said, now set to work, and if by to-morrow morning
HELL HATH NO FURY early you have not spun this straw into gold during the night
FRIEND TURNED ENEMY you must die. thereupon he himself locked up the room
LOVER TURNED ENEMY and left her in it alone. so there sat the poor miller's
THE FIVE OH daughter, and for the life of her could not tell what to do, she
LOVERS TIFF had no idea how straw could be spun into gold, and she grew
P!SSED OF WITH more and more frightened, until at last she began to weep
FRENEMIES but all at once the door opened, and in came a little man, and I do
SH!T STIRING said, good evening, mistress miller, why are you crying so. alas
ENEMY WITH BENEFITS answered the girl, i have to spin straw into gold, and
JUST BECAUSE and I do not know how to do it. what will you give me, said the manikin.
CAUSE MR CHARMING DON'T
COME HOME ANYMORE AND SHE FORGET WHY SHE CAME HERE
THE BOSS there was once a poor widow who lived in a lonely cottage. in
FAMILY front of the cottage was a garden wherein stood two rose-trees,
GOVERNMENT one of which bore white and the other red roses. she had two
SAME TEAM children who were like the two rose-trees, and one was called
CO-WORKER snow-white, and the other rose-red. they were as good and
LIKE SIBLINGS happy, as busy and cheerful as ever two children in the world
SAME GOAL were, only snow-white was more quiet and gentle than rose-red.
LIVES WITH rose-red liked better to run about in the meadows and fields seeking
INFORMANT flowers and catching butterflies, but snow-white sat at home with
DOCTOR FOR LIFE her mother, and helped her with her house-work, or read to
FRIENDS PARTNER her when there was nothing to do. the two children were so
FAMOUS fond of one another that they always held each other by the hand when
MEDIA they went out together, and when snow-white said, we will not leave each
CIVILIAN other, rose-red answered, never so long as we live, and their mother would
ESCAPED! add, what one has she must share with the other. they often ran about
FANTASIES the forest alone and gathered red berries, and no beasts did them
NAUGHTY! any harm, but came close to them trustfully. the little hare
HAVING BABIES WITH would eat a cabbage-leaf out of their hands, the roe grazed
BENEFITS ALL AROUND by their side, the stag lept merrily by them, and the birds
OTHER sat still upon the boughs, and sang whatever they knew. no mishaps overtook them.
SHE'S GOT A CRUSH ON THE GUY AT THE LIQUOR STORE
BLOOD BOND there was once a wonderful musician, who went quite forlorn
SOUL MATES through a forest and thought of all manner of things, and when
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS nothing was left for him to think about, he said to himself
APPLE OF MY EYE time is beginning to pass heavily with me here in the forest
BEHIND BARS WITH i will fetch hither a good companion for myself. then he took his
AID AND ABET fiddle from his back, and played so that it echoed through the trees
SHARE MONEY it was not long before a wolf came trotting through the thicket towards
HELP WITH BODY him. ah, here is a wolf coming. i have no desire for him, said the
STAY ON YOUR SOFA musician but the wolf came nearer and said to him, ah dear
STAY ON THEIR SOFA musician, how beautifully you play. i should like to learn
BAIL OUT OF JAIL that, too. it is soon learnt, the musician replied, you have only
MATES BEFORE DATES to do all that i bid you. oh, musician, said the wolf, i will
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS obey you as a scholar obeys his master. the musician bade
DRINKING BUDDIES him follow, and when they had gone part of the way together
FRIEND OF A FRIEND they came to an old oak-tree which was hollow inside and
LOVER TURNED FRIEND cleft in the middle. look, said the musician, if you will learn
FREE INFORMATION to fiddle, put your fore paws into this crevice. the wolf obeyed
6 DEGREES OF SEPARATION but the musician quickly picked up a stone and with
A SPADE IS A SPADE one blow wedged his two paws so fast that he was forced
NEVER MET to stay there like a prisoner. wait there until i come back again.
SLEEPING BEAUTY'S IN A FOUL MOOD
FOR SHAME! SHE SAYS
FUTURE FINAL in olden times when wishing still helped one, there lived a king
ARRANGED MARRIAGE whose daughters were all beautiful, but the youngest was
MARRIED/PARTNERS so beautiful that the sun itself, which has seen so much, was
ENGAGED/LONG TERM astonished whenever it shone in her face. close by the king's
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP castle lay a great dark forest, and under an old lime-tree
PAST RELATIONSHIP in the forest was a well, and when the day was very warm
EX ON GOOD TERMS the king's child went out into the forest and sat down by the
EX ON BAD TERMS side of the cool fountain, and when she was bored she
ATTRACTED TO YOU took a golden ball, and threw it up on high and caught it
ATTRACTED TO HER/HIM and this ball was her favorite plaything. now it so
MUTUAL ATTRACTION happened that on one occasion the princess's golden
MUTUAL FLIRTING ball did not fall into the little hand which she was holding
LOVE/HATE STORY up for it, but on to the ground beyond, and rolled straight
ON/OFF RELATIONSHIP into the water. the king's daughter followed it with her
FORBIDDEN LOVE eyes, but it vanished, and the well was deep, so deep that the
UNREQUITED LOVE bottom could not be seen. at this she began to cry, and cried
STALKING YOU louder and louder, and could not be comforted. and as she thus
STALKING HIM/HER lamented someone said to her, "what ails you, king's daughter?
BEDROOM BUDDIES you weep so that even a stone would show pity." she looked
ONE NIGHTER round to the side from whence the voice came. and saw a frog
ONCE UPON A FARAWAY KINGDOM
MAN MADE UP A STORY SAID THAT I SHOULD BELIEVE HIM
ARCH RIVAL once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful
HARDCORE HATRED daughter. now it happened that he had to go and speak
ONE SIDED HATE to the king, and in order to make himself appear important
MUTUAL HATE he said to him, I have a daughter who can spin straw into gold.
ENEMY OF A FRIEND the king said to the miller, that is an art which pleases me
ENEMY OF THE FAMILY well, if your daughter is as clever as you say, bring her
DIFFERENT SIDES to-morrow to my palace, and I will put her to the test and
REVENGE IS SWEET when the girl was brought to him he took her into a room
EX ON BAD TERMS which was quite full of straw, gave her a spinning-wheel and
HATE/LOVE STORY a reel, and said, now set to work, and if by to-morrow morning
HELL HATH NO FURY early you have not spun this straw into gold during the night
FRIEND TURNED ENEMY you must die. thereupon he himself locked up the room
LOVER TURNED ENEMY and left her in it alone. so there sat the poor miller's
THE FIVE OH daughter, and for the life of her could not tell what to do, she
LOVERS TIFF had no idea how straw could be spun into gold, and she grew
P!SSED OF WITH more and more frightened, until at last she began to weep
FRENEMIES but all at once the door opened, and in came a little man, and I do
SH!T STIRING said, good evening, mistress miller, why are you crying so. alas
ENEMY WITH BENEFITS answered the girl, i have to spin straw into gold, and
JUST BECAUSE and I do not know how to do it. what will you give me, said the manikin.
CAUSE MR CHARMING DON'T
COME HOME ANYMORE AND SHE FORGET WHY SHE CAME HERE
THE BOSS there was once a poor widow who lived in a lonely cottage. in
FAMILY front of the cottage was a garden wherein stood two rose-trees,
GOVERNMENT one of which bore white and the other red roses. she had two
SAME TEAM children who were like the two rose-trees, and one was called
CO-WORKER snow-white, and the other rose-red. they were as good and
LIKE SIBLINGS happy, as busy and cheerful as ever two children in the world
SAME GOAL were, only snow-white was more quiet and gentle than rose-red.
LIVES WITH rose-red liked better to run about in the meadows and fields seeking
INFORMANT flowers and catching butterflies, but snow-white sat at home with
DOCTOR FOR LIFE her mother, and helped her with her house-work, or read to
FRIENDS PARTNER her when there was nothing to do. the two children were so
FAMOUS fond of one another that they always held each other by the hand when
MEDIA they went out together, and when snow-white said, we will not leave each
CIVILIAN other, rose-red answered, never so long as we live, and their mother would
ESCAPED! add, what one has she must share with the other. they often ran about
FANTASIES the forest alone and gathered red berries, and no beasts did them
NAUGHTY! any harm, but came close to them trustfully. the little hare
HAVING BABIES WITH would eat a cabbage-leaf out of their hands, the roe grazed
BENEFITS ALL AROUND by their side, the stag lept merrily by them, and the birds
OTHER sat still upon the boughs, and sang whatever they knew. no mishaps overtook them.
This plot page was made by RALPHORSOMETHING! of Caution.
You can edit bits to suit the character, but please don't demolish it!
The quotes are from Grimms Fairytales - The Frog Prince, The Wonderful Musician, Rumpelstiltskin and Snow-White and Rose Red. The Lyrics are from Fairytale by Sara Bareilles and White Night Fantasy by Nightwish. Colours by Color Blender!
You can edit bits to suit the character, but please don't demolish it!
The quotes are from Grimms Fairytales - The Frog Prince, The Wonderful Musician, Rumpelstiltskin and Snow-White and Rose Red. The Lyrics are from Fairytale by Sara Bareilles and White Night Fantasy by Nightwish. Colours by Color Blender!
