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Vex watched as all of the food stopped in midair and he did a little jig on one of the pies that was stopped as he watch Not Kingy try and take control of a situation Vex hadn't even started. "VEXXIE DIDN'T START THE FIGHT NOT KINGY!" he yelled, making sure it was well known that this was...

Vex was attracted to all manner of naughty things that happened in the school, and when he started seeing the food being flung about at the Gryffindor table it was only going to be a matter of time until the poltergeist got involved. Surely everyone knew that? With a big scream of enthusiasm...

The poltergeist was about to shout more when the older Gryffindor raised her wand to him. He shrieked loudly as she fired a spell, he didn't know which one because he didn't care to learn wizarding spells, and as he was about to duck through a wall, he was hit squarely in the foot. He turned to...

"NOT ANNOYING! ONLY FUN!" he shouted down to the boy who had dared question him, showering him with sparkles and confetti just to that people knew he was still there. He was enjoying the chaos, a chaos he had started which just made the nonbeing feel even more giddy than usual. It would not do...

He didn't know what they were all so upset about. The stairs were still there, just not as visible as they had been before. He wasn't going to let the little hufflepuff fall, did they think him a monster? He huffed above them as they spoiled his fun and he flipped in the air. "YOU'VE RUINED...

"I DO WHAT I WANT!" He floated around the girl who just joined to let her know that she was noticed and he would be back. "STAIRS BE GONE!" He announced with as much bluster as he possibly could.

The corporeal nonbeing twirled in mid-air with a rather delighted shriek. “Ohoho! A rescue attempt! How quaint!” he chirped, swiveling in midair to spy the approaching Gryffindor - a new friend for Vexxie?. The poltergeist zipped through the air towards him in a blur of cackles, circling the...

Vex loved this time of year. Why wouldn't he? All of his favourite people to torment were in one place. That was the point, wasn't it? He swam through the air, high above the heads of the gathered students, lounging when he came to just above the Professor's table. He draped himself across an...

slime AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Vex popped into the boy’s view, upside down, grinning widely from ear to ear. “Help? Oh no no, little Hufflepuff - stairs only help the bold!” This is why the poltergiest liked Gryffindors, they liked to try new things, this little yellow one was terribly boring. He zipped around him with a...

Vex gasped - theatrically of course - as the tiny Ravenclaw denied his offer of gossip and he could not believe the actual audacity of the whole situation. His hands flew skyward and his eyes grew wide with betrayal. “OH WOE! Oh sorrow! The secrets REFUSED! Denied! Left to wither in the dusty...

The non being clutched his chest dramatically, floating backwards as if he were just mortally wounded by such horrible words. “OH HOW IT WOUNDS ME THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FORGET YOU NOT KINGY” he wailed, spinning in the air before he suddenly stopped mid-twirl. "Though, if you want to remind me...

Vex watched in invisibility as a young student, he had no idea how old and he didn't care frankly, seemed to be walking into the wall. "THROUGH THE WALL THROUGH THE WALL!" he chanted, because he was being helpful obviously! As the ... Hufflepuff? he assumed fromt he colour of his robes... turned...

Vex was bored and that's never really been a good thing as many of the residents of Hogwarts would know. When the Poltergiest was bored, bad things usually happened. Today, wasn't so bad, because the Poltergeist had made plans. He was going to be ever so helpful and move the staircases around so...

MATE AHAHAHAHA

Vex laughed with all the volume that he could as he was asked by a young being if it was too loud in the morning. Well the non-being certainly didn't think so! He immediately floated down to the girl before reaching out to flick her on the nose. "TOO LOUD! IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR THE BEAUTY OF...

Vex was incredibly excited about all this rose stuff - he'd never gotten a rose, and he didn't care! No he did not! He would rip it up and burn it if anyone ever dared send him one! That's what he told himself as he wailed his way through the corridors, lamenting the dullness of the Day of Love...

Dear Diary, Today I made a ruckus.

"Ooooh, look at you, all neat and prim, Trying to act so proper and grim! Tuck your shirt and comb your hair, Vex'll fix that – beware, beware! Pranks and jokes, I’m on the prowl, Rules are boring, hear me howl! Tick and tock, the clock will chime, Mischief’s coming – it’s Vexie time!" The...

Vex laughed maniacally as he watched all the boring students pick up all the boring papers. He set off tiny explosions in the air, singing a merry chant as he headed out. "Oh, so dull, it makes me snore, I've seen paint dry that's thrilled me more! Yawn and groan, this show’s a flop, wake me up...