Hogwarts New Zealand

Rupert Cresswell
Rupert Cresswell
Hoping to drop in for a spot of tea? I would be delighted.
Miles Cresswell
Miles Cresswell
Could you just answer the question?
Rupert Cresswell
Rupert Cresswell
I would love to, dear brother, but you seem to have forgotten to specify of which country you speak.
Miles Cresswell
Miles Cresswell
The one I live in.
Rupert Cresswell
Rupert Cresswell
Again, you must specify. It has been quite some time since our last visit, and you so rarely keep me up to date on your comings and goings, after all.
Miles Cresswell
Miles Cresswell
I haven't moved in nearly a decade!
Rupert Cresswell
Rupert Cresswell
How am I to know such things? If only you would communicate with me, dear brother... it is so difficult keeping track when your letters are so few, far between, and so often ill of temper.
Miles Cresswell
Miles Cresswell
I haven't written in much longer than a decade.

Are you in New Zealand or not?
Rupert Cresswell
Rupert Cresswell
Of course I am, Miles! I have made myself quite well at home, found a delightful new market for my business... whyever would I leave such a splendid place? Have you seen the alps? Magnificent!
Miles Cresswell
Miles Cresswell
Please just stay away from me.
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