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Don't know if that's true? Don't know if that's true? Vex was frankly offended. He had been following the firsties invisibly now for some time, waiting for them to question the veracity of one of his legendary pranks, at which point he would materialise in front of them with a triumphant toot of...

After falling victim to more than one cruel trick, Vex didn't just believe any old school rumours, but this one was far too exciting not to investigate. Really, he shouldn't have been excited - Professor Styx coming back meant there was likely to be considerably less chaos in the school, or at...

It was the most wonderful time of the year. The first few days of the new term were so chaotic, the poltergeist could almost sit back and allow the first years to do his job for him. But where was the fun in that? The only thing better than chaos was more chaos, and Vex intended to deliver...

Vex enjoyed being as much of a pest as was possible for a poltergeist. Some other poltergeists might have liked to be malicious but Vex was still very weary of the Usurper, she could not be allowed to imprison him again! As Vex admired his handy work (yes he was such an artist) the office...

What was Vex if not inventive? From the moment of his creation - swirl of dark chaos energy in the middle of Kingy's office - now occupied by the Usurper, Vexation had been a force to be reckoned with. Though he often had to hide his antics from the one on top of the pile - he wasn't about to...

As a Poltergeist, Vex truly enjoyed the kind of chaos he could create simply by showing up at places. For him, it was all about the experience of simply being around a mess - whatever mess he could create in as little effort as possible. Of course one should never accuse the non-being of not...

Lovely. Whilst the students sat chatting to their friends and family, with he Usurper still thinking she reigned supreme - despite Vex actually still be rather terrified of her - he knew that his moment had come. A false sense of security only made things more interesting for the non-being and...

Vex had a plan. Well, he had plans. For the feast, but also for making himself really, really happy. He loved nothing more than a bit of chaos and this was truly chaotic. As he drifted through the walls and headed for the Feast, he couldn’t help the little laughs he let out as he thought about...

After spending a few days harassing the portraits and sliming corridors, the poltergeist was back to roaming the hallways, looking for something to do. The Hogwarts Ghosts were still as elusive as they had been before his entrapment, which was disappointing as it made it difficult to throw bread...

The poltergeist's eyes narrowed at the compliment. A little bit of ego stroking was always going to be beneficial when dealing with a chaotic spirit. He would have to pay more attention to this boy in future, though whether that would be something the Slytherin would end up appreciating was yet...

"Wee! I 'ave ab-su-lute-ly noh respect!" Vex sing-songed in a truly awful French accent. No matter what The Blue Lady threatened, the poltergeist knew that there was nothing the portrait could actually do, and it wasn't like Professor Alicastell was going to lock him up because he painted a...

Vex definitely liked gifts, especially of the slime variety, even if they weren't originally for him. After all, he wasn't above allowing himself to be bribed, in fact, he greatly enjoyed students trying to get him on their good side through gifts. He had let Daisy get away with it in the past...

There was much to do and so little time. Vex wasn't happy with the current arrangements, as he still didn't have his kettle and had no where to write about his woes and triumphs day to day. The best spot used to be Kingy's office, but since it was no longer Kingy's office, it wasn't available...

The mornings were the best time to cause trouble, in Vex's not-so humble opinion. The Third Floor corridor was often the best one to make something big happen, seeing as it was the busiest floor in the school, but the Second Floor led right to Professor Alicastell's office, so it had it's own...

Knowing that he would need a new location to write his Dear Diary series after Professor Alicastell removed it from her office the first time, Vex couldn't help but think that perhaps the Abandoned Classroom would be the best way to go. It was abandoned, after all, and he did deserve a room of...