Pity Party

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

I received a letter from the coach telling me that we're going to compete against one another to see who is the second. I thought I should prepare you so you know you'll never stand on a duelling stage after this again. Here is a handkerchief to wipe away your tears.

Sincerely,

K. Ortiz

(Handkerchief is white and has a swear stitched into it.)

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

How nice of you to send me a letter informing me of this. The handkerchief was really sweet but pity it has a rather unpleasant word on it. Did you perhaps want me to give it back? I think it still has some of your tear stains on it.

All the best,
Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,
I had it specially made for you, Lloyd. Don't worry on that end. I expect you're crying to your mamma about your lack of skill against a tiny little girl so I thought it would be kind to prepare you for that.

Cordially,

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Thanks for that 'tiny little girl'. I suspect the coach will be furious when he finds out that you're just a prissy sore loser. In that case, you might want to make a custom handkerchief for him that says "Sorry for being such a coward". It's better to start now than later.

Regards,
Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

You're very welcome, pathetic boy. He knows my duelling history and the statistics are that I am truly better than you in strength and agility which really makes for the best duellist. Good luck trying to convince yourself otherwise.

With kindest regards, I remain,
K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Strength and agility is nothing compared to proper knowledge and skill. Silly people like you wouldn't survive too long. I could wipe you out with a single spell if I wanted to. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to go hard on tiny little girls like you. If I were you, I'd just accept the fact that I was done for.

Yours truly,
Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

If we're speaking Unforgivables, of course you would be able to do them as you're truly a horrendous person. Trust me though, I can take anything you wanted to throw my way.

Politely,
K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

What other type of spells would be able to instantly take you out? I wouldn't call myself horrendous but I do like to switch it up a bit. At least I'm not weak and vulnerable like you are. Good luck trying to win this time, Ortiz.

Best wishes,
Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

I thought you had an ego not that you were some You-Know-Who wannabe. That's disgusting. If being weak and vulnerable means not casting Unforgivables then I would gladly be so. You're treacherous.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Your words don't bother me. I don't have to be Voldemort to want to cast unforgivables on those that deserve it. I'm much better than you at many things, just admit it.

Warm Regards,
Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

Let me guess you also like torturing kittens too. I hope the government is reading this and they send you to Azkaban.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

I never said I torture anything. The government wouldn't be able to prove that I wasn't lying either as they have no proof. Really, it's impossible to find out.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

The Crutiatus Curse, cat killer. Well that's great you know the laws.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

There are two other unforgivables as well, stupid.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

Don't be dumb, I'm aware. I just figured you would use all three considering how much of a disgusting person. I'm actually going to contact the duelling association because if you're willing to use the killing curse on me I won't have you duel.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Are you going to chicken out because you're too scared I'm going to beat you? It's obvious I will so there's no need to worry. Why would I use an unforgivable in a duel and completely ruin my chances of becoming one of the top duellists in the world (not that I'm far from it.)?

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

I'm not scared of losing. I'm not going to die because you have an ego to make up for something you lack. I'm also not going to have you infect the minds of the younger team members.

It's nice to know your damn priorities are at duelling instead of purity extremism.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Trust me little girl, I'm not going to kill you.
What can I say? Dueling is love, Dueling is life.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

Why are you so creepy and weird. I wish I could hex you through this damn letter! The next time I see you my parents won't be there so I'm going to take you up on that offer. Pick your second wisely because you'll need them when I obliterate you.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

I knew you would come around eventually. I can't wait for it.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

I'm glad to hear you've conceded that you'll lose. The first step is admission. I'm proud of you to being honestly and truly on the path to admitting that you're pathetic, sad and a bad duellist. Good job, Lloyd.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

Bad duelist? You can think that all you want but we both know that you're just saying that to make you feel better about yourself. There is no way that you're any better than me you weak coward.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

Yes, bad duellist. It describes you perfectly. Bad person does too but I digress. Nah I don't need to comfort myself with lies, I have all my trophies to do that. More than you, I might add.

K. Ortiz

 

[Calum Lloyd]

Ortiz,

You are talking to the person who has earnt themselves the most amount of trophies out of everyone they know, including you of course, and you know that's true. I don't care what you think of me you cold loser.

Lloyd.

 

[Kylie Ortiz]

Lloyd,

You do have more 2nd and 3rd place trophies but I have more 1st so the true winner here is me. Best keep the handkercheif close to you.

K. Ortiz