International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[Gregory White]

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Pirates Ahoy!​

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Ahoy, maties! Are ye not 'avin a good time t'day, eh? It's time ta share yer funny stories about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Let me start ye off with a warm-up convo of me own...

Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: I was going to say "shine like me father's backside" but then I re-thought it.
Michael Little: I don't think my dignity or pride can take this pirate talk much longer
Michael Little: Nor the giggling
Michael Little: >_<
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: What do y'mean, dignity? If any son of a bludger could talk pirate, it wouldn't be so awesome.
Michael Little: I speak the educated form of English thank you very much. Along with French, Italian and Latin.
Michael Little: But not pirate.
Michael Little:
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: ...Ye yellow-bellied, lilly-livered little harrock!
Michael Little: ...you're just going to keep this up all night now aren't you?
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Aye!
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Unless ye be joinin' like a real man. If ye don't join the revelry, I'll run yer through with the first thing in me general vissin-itee.
Michael Little: ...
Michael Little: Do you honestly expect me to?
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Aye, otherwise I'll have yer eyes for me gran-mummy's necklace!
Michael Little: It would be rather unstylish.
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Ye ain't no big-nob button nosed little snipe! Ye're a pirate, through 'a through!
Michael Little: 'an would have sounded better.
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: If ye're a big-nob button nosed little snipe.
Michael Little: -eyeroll-
Michael Little: There's only one pirate I know how to be.
Michael Little: Jack sparrow
Michael Little: That impersonation is saved for special occasions.
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Well I be Barbosa, and the closest thing my vissin-itee happen ta be a large mug 'o beer, and it's got quite a head on it! Pun intended to be carried out if ye don't com-plie.
Michael Little: But then you'd be missing a beer.
Kelsey Ruth Stanbrook: Aye, but have gained a man-servant.

Let the scally-wagging begin!​

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[Tony Alraur]

I'd rather have a beer than some random dude in my fridge.

 

[Aurora Merrythought]

Arr! I be' a pirate!

*says in Somerset accent*

 

[Abigail Lurken-Mckay]

Lexi I think you missed the deadline

 

[Tony Alraur]

Nevar!