Frederick Samuel Parker

[Frederick Parker]

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FREDERICK PARKER.
mr frederick samuel parker has fourteen years
under his belt and lives the lifestyle of a student,
and he only looks thirteen. he lives mostly on
cheetos and has a very complex mind. oh, and
he's totally a love sick puppy, but don't worry girls,
he isn't taken just yet.


(cos)¢¾ = ?
(true love +50) (married +45) (partners in crime +40)
(like family +40) (engaged +40) (other half +35)(stable
relationship +35) (inseparable +30) (ex enemies +30)
(mother/father +30) (sister/brother +30) (best friend
+25) (aunt/uncle +20) (cousin +20) (forbidden love +20)
(trustworthy +20) (close friend +20) (party friends +15)
(sexual tension +15) (puppy love +15) (average friend +15)
(roommates +15) (good influence +10) (on and off dating
+10) (protective +10) (childhood sweethearts +10) (hero
worship +10)(casual friend +10) (love/hate +10) (family
friend +5) childhood friends +5) (secret friends +5) (estranged
friends +5) (ex, good terms +5) (apathy 0) (one night stand
-5) (childhood rivals -5) (jealousy -5) (fear -5) (stalking -10)
(untrustworthy -10) (enemies by association -10) (bad
influence -10) (mutual disrespect -10) (rocky relation
ship -10) (dislike -15) (ex, bad terms -15) (envy -20)
(revenge -20) (ex friends -30) (backstabber -30)
(hardcore hate -40) (go to hell -45) (archenemies -50)

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f(¢¾) = ?

credits, because giving credit where credit is due
is what all the cool kids are doing. made by joy
of caution, based on a comic strip by xkcd, which
is one of the most awesome comics ever written.
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[Frederick Parker]

a¢¾ = ?

so here's the deal. the idea is pretty simple - fill
out the little form below, quote above for colors
and paste in the relationships. then get out your
calculator and add them all up to put in the ###
spot. or, if your brain is feeling hardcore, you can
add them in your head, but i'm not spot checking
you! that's all, like i said, easy. oh right and if you
want to change the numerical value of one, cause
say it's more of a -10 love/hate, go right ahead.

¢¾2 = ?

slytherin

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ravenclaw

[color=mediumblue]

gryffindor

[color=firebrick]

hufflepuff

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[size=1][font=georgia][color=group color]NAME HERE[/color][/font][/size][color=#300018]
age in letters year old member group
isn't so scary after all, so i'll call him/her 
my [b]i'll fill in[/b].

[b]first name initial here. says,[/b] "blah"
[b]ditto. says,[/b] "blah blah"[/color]

ships here
[size=1][font=georgia][color=#300018]we equal ###![/color][/font][/size]

 

[Frederick Parker]

my normal approach is useless here.
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LISTGOESHERE
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