Cheezy Pick-Up Lines!

[Timothy Van]

So after scanning over Linda's account Andromeda, I noticed het title thing said, "Are you a dementor, cuz you just took my breath away."
Now, this made me think, "I wonder if anyone else has any great ones like that. And maybe a few of my own."


So anyways, any pick-up lines harry potter style? Whatcha got? Eh? Eh?

Anyways here is mine:

"Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse."

Thanks yew Linda!

 

[Miles Vanderwolf]

"Are you a Weasley? Because you look like you're on FIYAAAAH "

Oh wow, I failed so badly at this.

 

[Andromeda Fiorelli]

I am so glad I made a worthwhile contribution to the site

not mine at all completely stolen from facebook which had a whole bunch more but I so loved the dementor one

... here's another;

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

 

[Clara Schwarz]

I'd contribute but the only ones I can think of are NSFW.

 

[Adam Bomonti]

Haha nice ones
And Camillia, just google them


"Are you a Griffendor? Cuz you put the Roar back in Rawr"(attempts to do the rawr thing that guys do when they see a hotty)

Miles, you couldnt possible fail as much as me

 

[Vanessa Parker]

"My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!"

 

[Violet Bellamy]

"My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!"

No, I know a lot, but they're like this but a lot seedier.

 

[Penelope Fournier]

This one really cracked me up:

"I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!"

 

[Kiera Kaster]

hehe I sent that facebook group out to several of you....Here are a couple of my favorites:

If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a Quidditch match, I'd score with you.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

 

[Zane Preston]

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

 

[Theo Delancey]

I'm a Seeker not a Chaser, and baby, if I caught you we'd win the game.

I try to focus in Divination, but every time I look in my crystal ball, all I see is you.

I've never been able to cast Aguamenti. Won't you put out my fire?

 

[Zane Preston]

"You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!"

Spoiler: This is naughty! You've been warned!

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

 

[Samual Kaster]

"My heart's splinched without you!"
​

 

[Zane Preston]

"If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss"

 

[Theo Delancey]

You're the Hermy-one I want.
You're the Hermy-one for me.