What? Who is... who?
Hogwarts New Zealand
Onyx Derouin
Sapphire Michaels
The guy. You've been draped over your couch pouting.
Onyx Derouin
Whaaat? I- no, there's no- I am not pouting!
Jordan Harris
Onyx has a boyfriend! Onyx has a boyfriend! 
Onyx Derouin
Jordie! I do not!
James Michaels
Still getting letters from that French boy, aren't you?
Sapphire Michaels
The who? You know about this?
Jordan Harris
Oooooh yesssss is he cute? I can cuddle him right?
James Michaels
Of course I know, I'm fabulous. I know everything. And Jordie, ask your brother before you go climbing on his boyfriend.
Sapphire Michaels
'Boyfriend'? We'll see about that
Onyx Derouin
OH MY LORD SHUT UP HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
James Michaels
Yet
Onyx Derouin
Uncle James!
Arcturus Rabson
Hold on, how come I don't know about this 'boyfriend' of yours, Onyx?
Onyx Derouin
He's not my boyfriend, he just- I just went to his birthday party and he writes sometimes, we aren't- it isn't- he doesn't like me like that, Arc, I swear if I start dating someone you'll be the first to know
James Michaels
Speak of the devil. Jamie, you are coming to the graduation party, aren't you?