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[Jazmine Della-Robbia]

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I am a fashion disaster. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.

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X chuck norris drives a ice cream truck covered in human skulls partners in crime
X when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for chuck norris other half
X there is no ctrl button on chuck norris's computer. chuck norris is always in control best friends
X the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris's fist close friends
X if you spell chuck norris is scrabble you win. forever. good friends
X chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis average friends
X there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live new friends
X contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship childhood friends
X chuck norris will attain statehood in 2009. his state flower will be the magnolia partying friends
X chuck norris doesn't play god. playing is for children. drinking buddies
X chuck norris cannot love, he can only not kill on and off friends
X chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves friends with benefits
X police label anyone attacking chuck norris as a code 45-11... a suicide enemies turned friends
X chuck norris sheds his skin twice a year friends by association
X there are no steroids in baseball. just players chuck norris has breathed on first name basis
X chuck norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. know the face
X chuck norris can slam a revolving door secret friends
X helen keller's favorite color is chuck norris. forbidden friends

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X apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song final
X chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open current
X chuck norris does not sleep. he waits, future
X some kids play kick the can. chuck norris played kick the keg. exes on good terms
X chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night. exes on bad terms
X the reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind exes - neutral terms
X chuck norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost mixed feelings
X some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze. chuck norris asks for a body bag lust
X bigfoot takes pictures of chuck norris lingering feelings
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg. f*** buddies
X earth's emergency defense plan in case of an alien invasion is chuck norris makeout buddies
X chuck norris was what willis is talking about one night stand
X chuck norris let the dogs out cheating on me
X chuck norris once bench-pressed the entire state of ohio, and all of its residents cheating on you
X chuck norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... celsius crushing on me
X some people say that chuck norris is a myth. those "some people" are now dead crushing on you
X chuck norris's show is called walker: texas ranger, since chuck norris doesn't run mutual crush
X chuck norris can judge a book by its cover secret/forbidden lovers
X chuck norris uses red hot lava to moisurize his skin abusive

»__start the flashing lights
X chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club die b!tch die
X chuck norris invented the corn dog hardcore hatred
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold i hate you
X chuck norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life you hate me
X chuck norris did in fact build rome in one day mutual hate/dislike
X chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun rivalry
X superman watched an episode of walker texas ranger and cried himself to sleep. annoyance
X the secret ingredient in dr. pepper is chuck norris. all 23 of them. jealous of me
X chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he has never cried jeaolus of you
X chuck norris has counted to infinity - twice avoidance
X chuck norris doesn't believe in germany indifference
X chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy friends turned enemies
X chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink frenemies
X the bible was originally entitled "chuck norris and friends" enemies by association
X chuck norris knows where waldo is bad first impression
X if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris friendly rivals

»__back down, we see you
X chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is mother
X chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost father
X chuck norris is my homeboy sister
X what was going through the minds of all chuck norris' victims before they died? his shoe. sister
X chuck norris can unscramble an egg family -- other
X chuck norris can have his cake AND eat it too protective over me
X chuck norris thinks elly emm is the best since she made this plot. protective over you
X chuck norris is the only hand that can beat royal flush mutual protection
X chuck norris invented the apple respect me
X chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun respect you
X P is for chuck norris, as is every other letter in the alphabet mutual respect
X chuck norris CAN lick his elbow admires me
X chuck norris does not love raymond admires you
X chuck norris puts the FUN in funeral mutual admiration
X chuck norris does not dance. he roundhouse kicks to the beat co-workers
X when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold bandmates
X the only reason the color pink still exists is because chuck norris is colorblind room-mates
X chuck norris' house has no doors. just walls he walks through good influence
X when taking the SAT, write "chuck norris" for every answer. you will score over 8000 bad influence
X chuck norris has 12 moons. one of those moons is earth mentor
X it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes confidante
X chuck norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom never spoken
X chuck norris can strike a match on a bar of soap other -- specify

omg. did you know that this was made by little miss elly.com of the fantabulous Caution 2.0?!!? well it was. steal, and the one and only chuck norris WILL kill you. trust me. i made this plot out of facts about him, the least he'll do is defend moi. the colors, well, i'm not sure if that ol' color blender will kill you, but i did use it. plotting? the only thing i can say is quote me for the colors, and make it interesting. seriously. that ain't a joke.
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[Jazmine Della-Robbia]

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[Jazmine Della-Robbia]

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Name: Damien Blade
House/Year: 1st Year Gryffindor
Occupation: Student

Relationship: X the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris's fist close friends
Thoughts on Me: You seem pretty cool and nice.You're pretty smart too cuz your going to learn Korean.
My thoughts on You: You're a cool cat, dude. If you ever need anything I will be there for you.
Our History: Exploring, Where Could It Be?, and When All The Quiet Come Tumbling Down
Link to relationship thread: here